What to do if you find your friend dead?

[cheezMcNASTY]

Two US men face charges in Denver for allegedly driving around with the body of a friend after discovering him dead.

The pair bought drinks, dinner and took $400 (£253) from Jeffrey Jarrett's bank, visiting a strip club before reporting his death, police said.

Robert Young, 43, and Mark Rubinson, 25, are charged with identity theft, criminal impersonation and abuse of a corpse.

Jarrett was pronounced dead at home in Denver after the 28 August incident.
The cause of death is not currently known, with police saying the results of toxicology tests may not be available for several weeks.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-14954478

 

[Cain]

Ugh, Thats just wrong. I can't even find the words to describe my digust at this.

 

[Gikoku]

Looks like somebody's been watching too much of Weekend at Bernie's.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

God I hate this world sometimes, the s*** some people pull these days.

 

[Zarkes]

I'd put sunglasses on him and put him in the driver's seat when we get pulled over for drunk driving.

 

[queenofdisco]

Bet that was a helluva hangover, damn thats cold... I'd hope for money from his last will & testaments and take any cash in his wallet is all. Go the strip club after the funeral, I'd feel slightly guilty having a stripper poke her boobies in my face knowing my friend is dead in a alley and I'm taking a buffet of his money before he's even buried.

Still... I lol'd

 

[Quistrix]

Looks like somebody's been watching too much of Weekend at Bernie's.

I wonder if they stole his Monopoly money too?

 

[Sephiroxas]

I laughed so hard at this, people are just too stupid sometimes.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

I get the feeling that neither one of them imagined there could be repercussions to this. For some reason I visualized all three of them dressed as blues brothers.

Was reading a thread on another forum for "ask a corpse removal specialist anything" and he said that white people are by far the strangest when it comes to losing a loved one. Half of the time you can't even tell they're going through a loss.

I'm also somewhat amused that of all the odd every day stories that could come from the US, the BBC would choose to publicize this one to their reader base.

 

[Firis]

One of my besties attempted suicide on Monday, we practically went on a Search and Rescue to find him, not steal his money.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

One of my besties attempted suicide on Monday, we practically went on a Search and Rescue to find him, not steal his money.

Talk about bad timing on my part. Sorry if this triggered anything for you.

 

[Skotekal]

One of my besties attempted suicide on Monday, we practically went on a Search and Rescue to find him, not steal his money.

He's alright though?

 

[Firis]

Talk about bad timing on my part. Sorry if this triggered anything for you.

Naw man you're cool, I was slightly more ****ed that the week before was Suicide Prevention week.

He's alright though?

Yes, but still not entirely happy, trying to find ways to hang out with him, but he lives a bit away.

 

[Aions]

I'd put sunglasses on him and put him in the driver's seat when we get pulled over for drunk driving.

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but srsly, i have 2 friends IRL, if i found 1 of em dead it would suck... cus then i would be down to 1 friend

 

[Skotekal]

Naw man you're cool, I was slightly more ****ed that the week before was Suicide Prevention week.

Yes, but still not entirely happy, trying to find ways to hang out with him, but he lives a bit away.

The effort is worth it man. Lost a friend of mine a few years ago and I'd have given him and arm and a leg to help him out.

 

[Aions]

The effort is worth it man. Lost a friend of mine a few years ago and I'd have given him and arm and a leg to help him out.

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had too

 

[Skotekal]

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had too

:lol:

Is it bad that I actually laughed at that?

 

[Hermit]

"what to do if you find your friend dead"
check my map because I'm obviously going in circles

 

[Necromancer]

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had too

That guy looks so ****ed off.