Whats Rocked And Sucked?
- Thread starter Dark Drakan
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Cant be, those things will outlive mankind.
Rocked
Progress on business site.
Sucked
Hit some minor snags, why is nothing ever as easy as it should be?
Rocked: Coke and chocolate
Sucked: Checking out Jessica's search history and finding some...interesting...things despite controls being in place. Two month ban from the intarwebz now in force, long discussion regarding what is and isn't suitable for children to look up and Steve's special brand of parental controls being placed on the laptop for when she's allowed back on it. And because I'm not soft, all parents of kids she sees regularly have been asked not to allow her internet time without supervision at their houses until further notice.
Sucked: Checking out Jessica's search history and finding some...interesting...things despite controls being in place. Two month ban from the intarwebz now in force, long discussion regarding what is and isn't suitable for children to look up and Steve's special brand of parental controls being placed on the laptop for when she's allowed back on it. And because I'm not soft, all parents of kids she sees regularly have been asked not to allow her internet time without supervision at their houses until further notice.
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
It's actually pretty funny and almost made it to my Rocked option but I thought I'd be a grown-up and pretend it was a big deal. She searched first for "people having sex" followed by "man with big willy" and tried to pass both searches off as Google's mistake. She actually thought it would work and stuck to her story for a while until I typed in the word she "apparently" had been trying which was aliens and demonstrated that unless Google Search Engine has been recently taken over by kids on work experience, it's not capable of changing "aliens" to "people having sex".
She didn't get very far in her search before being caught so quite relieved she didn't get to see something that probably would have done some harm (two pages over from the one she was on was a list of child porn videos) but the parental controls provided with the laptop are clearly lacking in something. Like filters. But Steve has some sort of super filter which won't even let you purchase a pair of sensible pants from the underwear section of the kind of shop your grandmother would go to, so I think once she's allowed back on the internet she won't get very far if she looks up stuff again.
The whole episode has spawned numerous sex questions which is fine by me although the more interesting ones I am tempted to let her ask here just for the lulz...I also said if she's that desperate to see people having sex she can stay in the room the next time me and Steve do it. That shut her up very quickly
She didn't get very far in her search before being caught so quite relieved she didn't get to see something that probably would have done some harm (two pages over from the one she was on was a list of child porn videos) but the parental controls provided with the laptop are clearly lacking in something. Like filters. But Steve has some sort of super filter which won't even let you purchase a pair of sensible pants from the underwear section of the kind of shop your grandmother would go to, so I think once she's allowed back on the internet she won't get very far if she looks up stuff again.
The whole episode has spawned numerous sex questions which is fine by me although the more interesting ones I am tempted to let her ask here just for the lulz...I also said if she's that desperate to see people having sex she can stay in the room the next time me and Steve do it. That shut her up very quickly
Rocked: may have found a math class that's too easy. i'm listening to the professor explain percents hahaha
Sucked: i'm tired and it's cold outside
What He's Eating: Whole wheat pasta and grape juice
What He's Crying About: Never been to the Grand Canyon
Sucked: i'm tired and it's cold outside
What He's Eating: Whole wheat pasta and grape juice
What He's Crying About: Never been to the Grand Canyon
Rocked
Warm weather is back for now and have a night to do as i please tonight.
Sucked
On antibiotics so cant drink and if weather is really good this weekend (which its only meant to be on Sat which i work anyway) i will want to drink but cant.
Warm weather is back for now and have a night to do as i please tonight.
Sucked
On antibiotics so cant drink and if weather is really good this weekend (which its only meant to be on Sat which i work anyway) i will want to drink but cant.
Rocked: Yes! My sister broke up with her obnoxious little **** boyfriend!
Sucked: I am so goddamn busy and so goddamn tired.
EDIT:
I'm glad that Tsuyu already asked the question that I wanted to, and I have this to say: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Also, holy crap, isn't your daughter nine? I'm pretty damn impressed. I didn't start that (initial search term "pornography," because I could explain it away as research, followed by "porn" when that didn't find much and then rapidly acclimating to "[insert adjective here] [insert body part here]" type searches) until I was at least... well, twelve, which in retrospect isn't that much older.0
EDIT2: Incidentally, I just realized that this is your fault. You got her started on her path to rockstardom, now she has to figure out the "hookers" part of the rockstar equation. That being cocoane+hookers+music=rockstardom.
Sucked: I am so goddamn busy and so goddamn tired.
EDIT:
I'm glad that Tsuyu already asked the question that I wanted to, and I have this to say: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Also, holy crap, isn't your daughter nine? I'm pretty damn impressed. I didn't start that (initial search term "pornography," because I could explain it away as research, followed by "porn" when that didn't find much and then rapidly acclimating to "[insert adjective here] [insert body part here]" type searches) until I was at least... well, twelve, which in retrospect isn't that much older.0
EDIT2: Incidentally, I just realized that this is your fault. You got her started on her path to rockstardom, now she has to figure out the "hookers" part of the rockstar equation. That being cocoane+hookers+music=rockstardom.
My sister was horrified when I told her - she was talking about marching down to the school and naming the other kids who told Jessica about it in the first place. I lol'd hard - it's got nothing to do with what other kids say/do; she's not a moron. If she wants to look up penises then that's what she'll do regardless and so that's what she did. Still thinks they're gross though so it's not that bad :lol:
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
Good thing she used Google as they have a pretty solid filter. I did a quick Googling of "man with big willy" and this was one of the top results:
You gotta praise her ambitions though. She didn't just google "man with willy" but "man with big willy". Atta girl! It is kinda scary though. When I was a wee 'un "porn" was finding a good photo of a underwear model in one of mother's fashion magazines. Nowadays it is just a few keyboard clicks away. I might be liberal-minded on a lot of things, but nine years-olds should not dive into the cesspool that is porn on the internet...
You gotta praise her ambitions though. She didn't just google "man with willy" but "man with big willy". Atta girl! It is kinda scary though. When I was a wee 'un "porn" was finding a good photo of a underwear model in one of mother's fashion magazines. Nowadays it is just a few keyboard clicks away. I might be liberal-minded on a lot of things, but nine years-olds should not dive into the cesspool that is porn on the internet...
That picture is hawt...
And I agree completely - it's frightening just how easy kids can access all kinds of crap without too much effort. And many porn sites use some seemingly-innocent words in their tags to grab the visitors so it's not hard to find something that'll seriously affect a child's mind. Like I said earlier, had she gone just two pages over she'd have encountered child porn - very glad that didn't happen...
And I agree completely - it's frightening just how easy kids can access all kinds of crap without too much effort. And many porn sites use some seemingly-innocent words in their tags to grab the visitors so it's not hard to find something that'll seriously affect a child's mind. Like I said earlier, had she gone just two pages over she'd have encountered child porn - very glad that didn't happen...
Good thing she used Google as they have a pretty solid filter. I did a quick Googling of "man with big willy" and this was one of the top results:
You gotta praise her ambitions though. She didn't just google "man with willy" but "man with big willy". Atta girl! It is kinda scary though. When I was a wee 'un "porn" was finding a good photo of a underwear model in one of mother's fashion magazines. Nowadays it is just a few keyboard clicks away. I might be liberal-minded on a lot of things, but nine years-olds should not dive into the cesspool that is porn on the internet...
That is kinda awesome.
Also, yes, doesn't everyone get their first porn by finding their dad's or their big brother's?
Rocked: My GF came over for a visit this Saturday
Sucked: You know that thing, with the stuff, that women get? like once a month?
Sucked: You know that thing, with the stuff, that women get? like once a month?
Rocked: Relay for Life, for sixty different reasons.
Sucked: The aftermath of Relay. Tired and worn and sore and tired.
Also, still a hormone-riddled mess.
Sucked: The aftermath of Relay. Tired and worn and sore and tired.
Also, still a hormone-riddled mess.
Rocked: Good/Fine day at the Bucket
Stunk: Waking up at 4:30AM for the Bucket while trying to be social and going to the movies the night before with my bedtime being 9. Neither was it made nor did it make the night any easier to plan. Now I'm exhausted at 9:11PM and about to go to bed. I'm 20 years old and feel like I'm 60...thank you Market Basket...
Stunk: Waking up at 4:30AM for the Bucket while trying to be social and going to the movies the night before with my bedtime being 9. Neither was it made nor did it make the night any easier to plan. Now I'm exhausted at 9:11PM and about to go to bed. I'm 20 years old and feel like I'm 60...thank you Market Basket...
Rocked
Antibiotics seem to be doing their job. Godfather 1 & 2.
Sucked
Back at work, had no time to get online since Friday.
Antibiotics seem to be doing their job. Godfather 1 & 2.
Sucked
Back at work, had no time to get online since Friday.
Rocked: Got my old job back, but it's at a different location. Got around to seeing my Grandmother again for her B-Day, had a good time.
Sucked: Didn't finally get the job back until later last month, so now I'm struggling behind the bills. Pretty lonely here at home, but the extra silence is a bit of an improvement. Wrestlemania XXVII was mediocre, but it had its moments. Haven't been getting the amount of sleep I need, have to really work on that.
Sucked: Didn't finally get the job back until later last month, so now I'm struggling behind the bills. Pretty lonely here at home, but the extra silence is a bit of an improvement. Wrestlemania XXVII was mediocre, but it had its moments. Haven't been getting the amount of sleep I need, have to really work on that.
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
Rocked
As of today i now have some time to get back to usual routine online and back to posting actively.
Sucked
Still on the antibiotics though they are working which is good.
As of today i now have some time to get back to usual routine online and back to posting actively.
Sucked
Still on the antibiotics though they are working which is good.