World War. Bored 
A World War breaks out. Every country is fighting each other. Which three countries are the last standing?
For me:
1. Israel (UK trained them)
2. Russia ('Cause they can switch off everyone's oil)
3. UK (We trained the best army in the world. Must mean something)

A World War breaks out. Every country is fighting each other. Which three countries are the last standing?
For me:
1. Israel (UK trained them)
2. Russia ('Cause they can switch off everyone's oil)
3. UK (We trained the best army in the world. Must mean something)