Re: You know you have played too much Fable 2 when...
You know you played too much Fable 2 if you hear a voice in your head and tell your friends "I"ll be right back I need to go the Guild Cave, Theresa needs me!"
You are on the shores of a beach and look out into the ocean, attempting to spot the Spire. (I did that one time... :'( ... no Spire)
See a black person with awesome dreadlocks and call them Garth.
Whenever your dog barks you look around for treasure.
Attempt to pull up a menu and look to see if the Assassination Society job is available.
Become a landlord/lady and expect to see money appear every five minutes.
Look for books in the library to teach you new expressions and tricks.
You find a blacksmith and ask for a Master Hammer.
You ask your boss (if you have a job) the star rating you have at your job.
You marry two wives and expect a black-mail letter.
You show off something and expect renown points.
You train with a gun and hope to get taller.
You be a good person and see if your pet is turning blonde.
You walk into a house you think you own, move the furniture out and replace it even though people live there, and mount a "trophy" on the wall.
(all i can think of right now)