You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

[Xeon]

You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

GO CLUBBING!!!

Random person: Xeon, how can you go clubbing if there's no power?

Xeon: Oh random person.. there is many ways one can go clubbing in the middle of the night without power, one of them involves a baseball bat, a car and an unfortunate stranger. However, this is not one of them. This one involves two vans, candles and a ****load of fuel!

I've never expirienced something this weird, and to keep the party going people donated money to the van guy.

Random person: Doesn't it start to smell in such a crowded room?

Xeon: Yes it does, yes it does, it smells like a barn.... But the upside to it is that you're slowly suffocating due to the lack of oxygen and therefor don't notice the smell...

But it was awesome fun

 

[Silver.]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

Am i missing something here or are you just high? ..^_^

 

[droded]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

I thought you were genuinely asking a question.

If so:

Spoiler

 

[Hexen_Harlot]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

GROPE BOOBIES THEY CAN'T SEE YOU

 

[Xeon]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

Am i missing something here or are you just high? ..^_^

Not in the last 12 hours, no

GROPE BOOBIES THEY CAN'T SEE YOU

There was a few "woops I'm sorry I didn't see you there in the dark hi I'm Michael" Moments


Condoms ey?

And risk banging a dude in a dress? I'm horny but I'm not so horny that I can't wait till the power comes back on

 

[jwc2200]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

And risk banging a dude in a dress? I'm horny but I'm not so horny that I can't wait till the power comes back on

If you can't reach and tell whether it's a male or a female you have a lot to learn.

 

[Arseface]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

Power goes at at one of my parties... I break out the axe. Lights are off so no one's going to know what I did till either they come back on, or the morning.

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

If the power goes out I'll use my awesome electrician powers and fix it, then I'll get laid because the women loves electricians who fix stuff... don't they?

 

[Silver.]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

then I'll get laid because the women loves electricians who fix stuff... don't they?

Only in porn.

 

[Xeon]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

pretending not to know **** about how to change a lightbulb or flick on a circuit breaker works better than the electrician approach

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

pretending not to know **** about how to change a lightbulb or flick on a circuit breaker works better than the electrician approach

Yes... because there is nothing more attractive than a worthless piece o' crap who can't do nothing.

 

[Xeon]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

Yes... because there is nothing more attractive than a worthless piece o' crap who can't do nothing.

You're looking at it all wrong. While you're fumbling with the circuit breaker in the dark she will scootch in between your arms, you can smell her hair while you're holding the flashlight, it's your body against hers, in the dark........ You get it

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

You're looking at it all wrong. While you're fumbling with the circuit breaker in the dark she will scootch in between your arms, you can smell her hair while you're holding the flashlight, it's your body against hers, in the dark........ You get it

A serious "tumble in the hay" due to your impressive handyman skill is a bit more rewarding that a "grab-a-feel" in the dark due to your ineptitude to fix it...

 

[Xeon]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

A serious "tumble in the hay" due to your impressive handyman skill is a bit more rewarding that a "grab-a-feel" in the dark due to your ineptitude to fix it...

Getting laid is rewarding enough itself, and getting laid not acting like an all knowing tool is worth a lot more gamer points

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

You're not "acting" if you actually fix the problem, see.

 

[TheJJMax]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

What exactly is this "clubbing"? Beating your enemies with a giant mace? :3

 

[Xeon]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

What exactly is this "clubbing"? Beating your enemies with a giant mace? :3

You would think so....... actually you usually use a baseball bat and a scooter

 

[seress]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

Inject them with contaminated blood. :ninja:

 

[Xeon]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

Inject them with contaminated blood. :ninja:

Just in!: Blackout caused massive outbreak of aids..

That **** would make headlines for sure

 

[William1193]

Re: You're at a party and the power is out... what to do what to do....

play 21 dares with horibble consequences lol