Youre Favorite quotes of all time.
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"I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal." - Peter La Fleur.
"I found that if you have a goal, that you might not reach it. But if you don't have one, then you are never disappointed. And I gotta tell ya... it feels phenomenal." - Peter La Fleur.
Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.
:lol: that was especially funny because i'm wearing an average joes gym shirt right now
Zjuggernaut;351202 said:
:lol: that was especially funny because i'm wearing an average joes gym shirt right now
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Old Gregg: Ever drink baileys from a shoe? Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?
Howard: ..N-No?
I'm gonna hurt you.
What?
I like you. What do ya think of me?
I think your a nice..modern gentleman
Old Gregg: Ever drink baileys from a shoe? Wanna go to a club where people wee on each other?
Howard: ..N-No?
I'm gonna hurt you.
What?
I like you. What do ya think of me?
I think your a nice..modern gentleman
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Just to point out though :/
When he asks what the fisher dude thinks of him the fisherman replies "I don't rightly no sir." then Gregg says "Make an assessment." then the dialogue sontinues as you typed.
Just to point out though :/
When he asks what the fisher dude thinks of him the fisherman replies "I don't rightly no sir." then Gregg says "Make an assessment." then the dialogue sontinues as you typed.
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" The Doggs That Don't Pee On Trees, Is A Bitch " - A Man that said that before a snoop dogg song came on. ( from 1993 BIACH )
" The Doggs That Don't Pee On Trees, Is A Bitch " - A Man that said that before a snoop dogg song came on. ( from 1993 BIACH )
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Words to live by, from FableFreak:
1. Have a plan to kill everyone you know and everyone you meet.
2. Know how and where you will dispose of the "mess".
3. When in doubt, burn it down.
4. Always have an alibi
5. Above all else, remember, confidence hides ALL sins.
Words to live by, from FableFreak:
1. Have a plan to kill everyone you know and everyone you meet.
2. Know how and where you will dispose of the "mess".
3. When in doubt, burn it down.
4. Always have an alibi
5. Above all else, remember, confidence hides ALL sins.
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^Good rules, my dad taught me a good one:
"Always have three excuses on hand for any situation. Example? 'Hey Lars would you liek to help me mow my lawn?' now you can say 'I have homework, I have a friend coming over and you have a really angry bee in your underwear' then you can walk away without hurting that old womans feelings."
^Good rules, my dad taught me a good one:
"Always have three excuses on hand for any situation. Example? 'Hey Lars would you liek to help me mow my lawn?' now you can say 'I have homework, I have a friend coming over and you have a really angry bee in your underwear' then you can walk away without hurting that old womans feelings."
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Ah, very true. I know there are loads other Boosh quotes, I just cant think of them...
Firis;351243 said:
Ah, very true. I know there are loads other Boosh quotes, I just cant think of them...
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"Alright, let's make this easier. Raise your hand if you didn't have an affair with Tiger Woods." -Stephen Colbert
"Alright, let's make this easier. Raise your hand if you didn't have an affair with Tiger Woods." -Stephen Colbert
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I used to believe in the first one but Id rather not have to pay the government more to live and let live. I like the second one.Firis;350769 said:
I am a Jackass. Im alotta things. If youre not making people angry then youre not gewd at your job. AYE theres another gewd one.Arseface;351176 said:
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"Eskimos had over two hundred different words for snow, without which their conversation would probably have got very monotonous. So they would distinguish between thin snow and thick snow, light snow and heavy snow, sludgy snow, brittle snow, snow that came in flurries, snow that came in drifts, snow that came in on the bottom of your neighbor's boots all over your nice clean igloo floor, the snows of winter, the snows of spring, the snows you remember from your childhood that were so much better than any of your modern snow, fine snow, feathery snow, hill snow, valley snow, snow that falls in the morning, snow that falls at night, snow that falls all of a sudden just when you were going out fishing, and snow that despite all your efforts to train them, the huskies have ****ed on"
-The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
"Eskimos had over two hundred different words for snow, without which their conversation would probably have got very monotonous. So they would distinguish between thin snow and thick snow, light snow and heavy snow, sludgy snow, brittle snow, snow that came in flurries, snow that came in drifts, snow that came in on the bottom of your neighbor's boots all over your nice clean igloo floor, the snows of winter, the snows of spring, the snows you remember from your childhood that were so much better than any of your modern snow, fine snow, feathery snow, hill snow, valley snow, snow that falls in the morning, snow that falls at night, snow that falls all of a sudden just when you were going out fishing, and snow that despite all your efforts to train them, the huskies have ****ed on"
-The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
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^ Awesomeness. Though, this isn't a sticky, right? Did you just necropost, cheeze??
Maria Auditore (about Leonardo): He's very talented.
Ezio Auditore: Imagine. I'll guess.
Maria: Self expression is vital to understanding and enjoy life. You should find an outlet.
Ezio: I have plenty of outlets!
Maria: I meant besides vaginas.
Ezio: Mother...
^ Awesomeness. Though, this isn't a sticky, right? Did you just necropost, cheeze??
Maria Auditore (about Leonardo): He's very talented.
Ezio Auditore: Imagine. I'll guess.
Maria: Self expression is vital to understanding and enjoy life. You should find an outlet.
Ezio: I have plenty of outlets!
Maria: I meant besides vaginas.
Ezio: Mother...
Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.
Baird: *Snaps neck* Oh, I'm sorry. Was that your spine?
Baird: Hey, why don't you come down here and join us? There's room for one more! It's a f*cking party down here!
Baird: *Snaps neck* Oh, I'm sorry. Was that your spine?
Baird: Hey, why don't you come down here and join us? There's room for one more! It's a f*cking party down here!
Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.
-Once the game is over the king and pawn go back in the same box. "German proverb"
-To know is nothing at all; to imagine is everything. "Albert Einstein"
-I'd rather die covered in blood, than an old man lying in my own ****. "Pauthos- Man in the iron mask"
-He dares to be a fool, and that is the first step in the direction of wisdom. "James Huneker"
-An artist is always alone - if he is an artist. No, what the artist needs is loneliness. "Henry Miller"
-Once the game is over the king and pawn go back in the same box. "German proverb"
-To know is nothing at all; to imagine is everything. "Albert Einstein"
-I'd rather die covered in blood, than an old man lying in my own ****. "Pauthos- Man in the iron mask"
-He dares to be a fool, and that is the first step in the direction of wisdom. "James Huneker"
-An artist is always alone - if he is an artist. No, what the artist needs is loneliness. "Henry Miller"