Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

[El Mosqueton]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

"I'd rather die on my feet than to live in my knees."

 

[queenofdisco]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

"When life gives you lemons, you just gotta say f**k the lemons and bail."

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

"I'm the root of all that's evil, yeah, but you can call me cookie."
-Jimmy Pop, The Bloodhound Gang

 

[Firis]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

"I'm the root of all that's evil, yeah, but you can call me cookie."
-Jimmy Pop, The Bloodhound Gang

"Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy
I'm not old or new but middle school, fifth grade like junior high
I don't know mofo' if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho 'cause she fly
But I can take the heat 'cause I'm the other white meat known as Kid Funky Fry Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always strokin' my own Wookie." Wrote from memory, so if come of it is inaccurate , appologies, love that song.

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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Police dispatcher (over police radio) : "Subject is warned that all radio broadcasts are monitored by the Federal Communications Commission and that abuse or misuse of police transmission systems is a Federal offense."

G.W. Hayduke (over police radio from stolen cop car): "F*ck the Federal Communications Commission. F*ck you, too, Flagstaff fuzz. I p*ss on you all from a considerable height."

 

[Boyd Gatrie]

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Ignorance is bliss. I'm not stupid!!

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

"Hello my name is Jimmy Pop and I'm a dumb white guy
I'm not old or new but middle school, fifth grade like junior high
I don't know mofo' if y'all peeps be buggin' give props to my ho 'cause she fly
But I can take the heat 'cause I'm the other white meat known as Kid Funky Fry Yeah I'm hung like planet Pluto hard to see with the naked eye
But if I crashed into Uranus I would stick it where the sun don't shine
'Cause I'm kind of like Han Solo always strokin' my own Wookie." Wrote from memory, so if come of it is inaccurate , appologies, love that song.

haha it is, indeed, a great song. i think those lyrics were spot on too, have some rep.

"“The really good idea is always traceable back quite a long way, often to a not very good idea which sparked off another idea that was only slightly better, which somebody else misunderstood in such a way that they then said something which was really rather interesting.”
-John Cleese

 

[queenofdisco]

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"Hanging pirates is a good thing"- Dolph Lundgren

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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"Hanging pirates is a good thing"- Dolph Lundgren

"Hanging ninjas is a good thing"
-The Pirate King

 

[queenofdisco]

Re: Youre Favorite quotes of all time.

" Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition."
-V

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

my friend on his work at trader joes 4 years ago:
"there were the two little Asian laddies who couldn't speak a word of english... and so my manager came over and helped me play a game of sherades with them. It was magical."

"I knocked the very exspensive scanner into my mop bucket. <cheez's name IRL>... here's a very important lesson in life: Nobody ever taught Price Scanners to swim."

On Life:

"One knows one's getting too old when one watches James and the Giant Peach and one realises it's nothing more than the Disney version of One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, and the magical man with the green things is nothing more than a drug peddling b**** f****t"

 

[Skorm's Boss]

"Jesus loves you, the rest of us think your an ars*hol*"
Exorcist II
“They may be alcoholics Robin, but their still human beings”
Batman the Movie

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

James Bond: Do You expect Me to talk?

Goldfinger: No Mr Bond I expect You to DIE!

 

[El Mosqueton]

-We all make choices, but in the end our choices make us.-

Oh Andrew, it's a shame you had to die

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

Ed: I am a zombie & I will malice You with a shoehorn!

Edd: MALICE ME WITH A SHOE HORN?!

 

[Firis]

"Descartes was wrong. To be conscious is to be aware of your thinking and indirectly aware of your choice to think or not to think about any given phenomena. Which separates consciousness from thinking in that you cannot choose to be conscious or not conscious as that would be a conscious choice." - Josh Lively

 

[PhilistineEars]

****Quotes from Others****​

"Yes Michael, I have a rape horn!" Arrested Development
"Look Charlie, it's a Leopluradon..." Charlie and the Unicorns (First Vid)
"This sh** tastes like crap..." Friend on trying new food
"All I know how to say are things like good, and ball, ...and rape." Hand Banana

****Quotes from me****​

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"Upon the lofty clouds, dancing in their midst...
Feeling free and energized with life and the love found within it...
How swiftly it may come, unexpectedly upon the tip of a baited arrow...
Clutching thy heart in both hands with shallow breath upon my lips...
The Fall from Grace" -PhilistineEars​

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"Suspicion... Suspicion is like a disease that plagues the mind and the heart.​

There's nothing more deleterious to the truth and trust than suspicion or skepticism.​

Indeed you become pervaded by it and, once in place, a very difficult thing to rid one's self.​

It makes the heart grow weary and the mind psychotic.​

'Tis a deadly poison... suspicion." -PhilistineEars​

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[cheezMcNASTY]

"naw, you definitely called me. cuz i got dis sprint plan calld da n***as call u plan. you know why it's called dat? cuz when u got it, you dont call nobody. n***as call you."
-Midgetboy (white jewish kid who is a convincing black guy over the phone) prank calling

 

[Izzy Stizzlebonk]

"I don't know what you all believe, and I don't really care... But you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks... you really think when Jesus comes back he ever wants to see a [flipping] cross?"

-Bill Hicks, Relentless (1992)

 

[Quistrix]

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
—Dame Edna Everage

"Mother! You're alive!"
- "Too bad. You will die!"
Kitana to Sindel in Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) -Worst Movie Line Evaaaaaar.