So I'm watching The Amazing Race where the contestants have to play mud volley ball and I kept /face-palming due to the ridiculous level of censorship. The male contestants were wearing speedos and their crotches were censored. At first I thought maybe they were wearing some sort of logo or something they weren't allowed to show, but no; they censored the bulge! THE BULGE! Also, if any of the contestants bikini bottom/speedos slid down to show the very beginning of the ass-crack, they promptly censored it.
What's next, censoring any and all female chests because we are shown that, in fact, under their shirts are two bewbs? Also, if I ever go on television in a speedo I will demand that they censor my bulge due to how immense and awesome it would appear.