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FableFreak
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I felt this might be a good place for this thread. Post your funniest and best material here, well it doesn't have to be your material but anything is cool. Please keep it somewhat clean. We all have an immature side so just be sure to **** out any "naughty words" and just have fun with it. Heres some of my stuff.
CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately
moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man about (20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming"
and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
"Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling, and had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself.
But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"... I just lost it."
CASE DISMISSED
I felt this might be a good place for this thread. Post your funniest and best material here, well it doesn't have to be your material but anything is cool. Please keep it somewhat clean. We all have an immature side so just be sure to **** out any "naughty words" and just have fun with it. Heres some of my stuff.
CASE OF THE PREGNANT LADY.
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.
She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately
moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.
The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.
The case came up in court. The judge asked the man about (20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this:
When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition.
She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming"
and I grinned. Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,
"Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling, and had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said,
"William's Big Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself.
But, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"... I just lost it."
CASE DISMISSED