whats the worst thing youve had to hide from your parents? (excluding porn)

Akidna78

Built To Burn!
hey just wondering what is the worst thing youve had to hide from your parents.

I had to hide that I slept with my bosses girlfriend who I kept seeing while my mother thought she was a drug dealer.
 

KaveX

Witcher
Legendary Hero
Sneaking people through my window, Marijuana, Vodka bottles, Coming home the next morning high and drunk. Ahhh...

I'm a good kid. :P

EDIT: I remember dating this one girl, and I brought home one of her friends upstairs to do "homework". My mom was like.. Ok.
 

The Rh Factor

Likes shiny objects
I told my parents I was staying at my friend's house for the weekend, she told her parents she was staying at my house, then we took a 3-day road trip with some guy we hardly knew.
 

TRF

The Original Sparrow
hey just wondering what is the worst thing youve had to hide from your parents.

I had to hide that I slept with my bosses girlfriend who I kept seeing while my mother thought she was a drug dealer.
If I was your father, I would have high-fived you every day for that for the rest of your life. :cool:

Eh, I'm 15, so my parents are always afraid I'm hiding a dark secret. I guess I've thought about killing myself numerous times and almost attempted it with a kitchen knife, but I backed down because I'm weaksauce. Or maybe I didn't do it because I'm not a moron. Who knows? I prefer the second explanation, though. ^_^

EDIT: I don't want people to think I'm emo or anything. I hate those emo goth kids that think they see the world better than anyone else because they wear black and bitch and moan all the time. I just have some sort of chemical depression or something, but it's been good for awhile and I'm probably not ever going to try to kill myself again (unless a fifth Indiana Jones film comes out :D )
 

HobbeBrain

It's getting better, man!
Excluding porn... eh, I got nothin'.

Joking. It's proooobably this time my mum went out for the day and left me alone in the house, told me not to invite anyone over, and came home earlier than expected.

I literally had to hide two people (the rest had already left) until I got them out of the back door and round the side of the house. It must have been only two minutes but it felt like 2 hours...
 

cheezMcNASTY

Edible in some countries
Legendary Hero
hid the fact that i wasn't going to school and was instead getting off the train early to drink heavily at my friends campus.
that lie held up for 3 months... and i was home for maybe a week total of it.
 

Tsuyu

is wearing Queen's lace panties.
Staff member
Plans for world domination.

-or rather-

My LaVeyan literature. My parents (or whole extended family for that matter) aren't one bit religious or crazy, but if they found something labeled "Satanism" they would most certainly throw a ****storm.

Let the earth tear asunder and a great fiery abyss swallow Hollywood as punishment for their misinterpretation of Satanists over the years...!
 

ssjcb1186

Hypocritical Bitch
Um...the laptop I bought that's in my backpack right now since I'm supposed to be saving up for a car at the moment.
I'm also hiding a speeding ticket.
I used to hide my art, but I threw it all away.
I didn't go to any classes last week.
All those times I was "called out of work."
My girlfriends.
My friends. (who they are/who I'm with when I'm out doing...whatever)

I don't know why I listed all that since the thread specifically asked for one thing. But I just feel like that one thing isn't that bad...so I had to compensate.
 

Firis

Amateur Human
Platinum Supporter
Legendary Hero
Plans for world domination.

-or rather-

My LaVeyan literature. My parents (or whole extended family for that matter) aren't one bit religious or crazy, but if they found something labeled "Satanism" they would most certainly throw a ****storm.

Let the earth tear asunder and a great fiery abyss swallow Hollywood as punishment for their misinterpretation of Satanists over the years...!

Wait... We AREN'T supposed to sacrifice cats on blood alters to Baphomet? ****...
 

Arld

WTB Deus Ex 3
My LaVeyan literature. My parents (or whole extended family for that matter) aren't one bit religious or crazy, but if they found something labeled "Satanism" they would most certainly throw a ****storm.

Let the earth tear asunder and a great fiery abyss swallow Hollywood as punishment for their misinterpretation of Satanists over the years...!
Quoted for truth here, precisely.

I guess that says enough about my matter. I don't think most people would ever understand, however.
 

RSVR85

Active Member
hey just wondering what is the worst thing youve had to hide from your parents.
The overwhelming urge to bludgeon them both to death with my Dragonbone Hammer.....wait.... that's not real......oh wait...it is....phew, though i was going psychotic there!........*SMASH!*
 
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