YOUR Favorite Fable III quotes!

[atlantiantokra]

something along the lines of "this is like the time you said players actually read item descriptions"

 

[Jigsaw86]

Where you hold your wife/husband's hand for a while they'll say "Where are all the toilets! I haven't seen any in ages!" I hadn't even realised there weren't any before she said that.

 

[ScousaJ]

Gnome : "Are you lost m'lady? I can direct you to the nearest kitchen" or something like that. Made me LOL!

 

[leaths]

My daughter was playing around in the sanctuary dressing room the other night and Jasper said something along the lines of "beauty is only skin deep, but when that skin is covered in ridiculous clothing it does make things a bit more complicated." I loled.

 

[Recycled Human]

In case it hasn't been said, my favorite line -

'You're saying our sole motivation -- payment in this case -- exists outside of us. Which is necessarily incompatible with personal freedom. What you're advocating is hard determinism.' ~ merc knocking over the gargoyle statues caravan

Brilliant.

 

[Quistrix]

Reaver:"And now, as promised, the evening's piece de la resistance. Another piece of the resistance."

 

[bradio12]

i got afew
""oh there's a feather in my beer""
""no thats just part of the beer""
""no look there's a feather"
""no no thats just the..OH there is a feather in your beer""

""BAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSSSSS""

""this was a lovely till i saw YOU""

""hey no spoilers""

""what kind of game lets you kill a boss in one hit??!?!""

""youré wearing a chicken suit what what what are you planning to do dressed as a chicken?!?!?!"'

""buy your stuff here.....SO I CAN HAVE THE MONEY""

""WHEN PEOPLE ARE SAYING A RESONABLE AMOUNT OF MONEY THEY MEAN THIS AMOUNT""

pretty much nearly all of them