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Segas new console: The Wee

Dark Drakan

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Nope it isnt a copy of Nintendo's Wii it is actually a console built for urinals. Yes you heard right... urinals... It uses urine as the controller. Though not called the 'Wee' its called the Toylet and consists of a screen that goes on top of the urinal, which is pre-loaded with four games, and a sensor that goes in the urinal. "Players" then urinate on the sensor, which detects the pressure and angle of the flow. Heres the list of games and a description for each:

- 'Mannekin Pis', challenges you to urinate as hard as you can.

- 'Graffiti Eraser', which sees players remove paint by urinating on every part of the picture

- 'The North Wind and Her' has players urinating hard enough to increase the strength of the wind and try and blow a girl's skirt up.

- 'Milk from Nose' which pits men against each other as they try to urinate harder than the chap before them. While doing so an on-screen character sprays more milk out of his nose.

 
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The leaderboard is just gonna be dominated by people that held it in for aaaaaaaggggessssss.

And I will be one of them.
 
Mm, if that man got any closer in the game he'd be a regular R. Kelly girl.