Segas new console: The Wee

[Dark Drakan]

Nope it isnt a copy of Nintendo's Wii it is actually a console built for urinals. Yes you heard right... urinals... It uses urine as the controller. Though not called the 'Wee' its called the Toylet and consists of a screen that goes on top of the urinal, which is pre-loaded with four games, and a sensor that goes in the urinal. "Players" then urinate on the sensor, which detects the pressure and angle of the flow. Heres the list of games and a description for each:​

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- 'Mannekin Pis', challenges you to urinate as hard as you can.​

- 'Graffiti Eraser', which sees players remove paint by urinating on every part of the picture​

- 'The North Wind and Her' has players urinating hard enough to increase the strength of the wind and try and blow a girl's skirt up.​

- 'Milk from Nose' which pits men against each other as they try to urinate harder than the chap before them. While doing so an on-screen character sprays more milk out of his nose.​

Youtube - Toylet Demo​

 

[Quistrix]

[flaps hand] What will they think of next?

 

[Purple Nurple]

The leaderboard is just gonna be dominated by people that held it in for aaaaaaaggggessssss.

And I will be one of them.

 

[Daemon300]

What the puck.

 

[queenofdisco]

I want one.

 

[mjmarin12]

lolwut

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

this is the future of urinals.

and finally, there truly are NO GIRLS ALLOWED WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Arseface]

Haha, mad. Truly awesome.

 

[Dark Drakan]

Wonder how they pitched it to the bosses.

 

[Arseface]

I wonder how they're going to demo it at E3.

 

[Dark Drakan]

I wonder how they're going to demo it at E3.

Tell everyone its a free bar for next hour and pay the tab then find a 'Closed for maintenance' sign and leave outside toilets and then unveil them.

 

[James Butts]

Is this serious, or is someone fücking with us?
if so then everybody is going fücking mad

 

[Dark Drakan]

Is this serious, or is someone fücking with us?
if so then everybody is going fücking mad

Was also posted on all the major gaming sites IGN, Gamespot, CVG, Games Radar etc.

 

[Monrizzo]

Hmmm....for once i- I don't think I want this...

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

relevent and oh so relateable

http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/038/495/original/Foul-Bachelor-Frog-SOMEONE-DIDNT-FLUSH-BLAST-IT-WITH-****.jpg?1265239833

 

[Gikoku]

Mm, if that man got any closer in the game he'd be a regular R. Kelly girl.

 

[Tyloric]

Yeah, that sounds like something Sega would make.