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Aions said:
odd, i feel the same way.
one time i got asked "why are you so quiet?" while haveing sex, i told her "cus im working/busy back here" (something to that effect) then one time i told her (the same girl) she smelt like diesel fuel down there. she broke up with me about a month later. oh well :/
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D3m190d said:
what
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Seconded.

What?
 
Aions said:
odd, i feel the same way.
one time i got asked "why are you so quiet?" while haveing sex, i told her "cus im working/busy back here" (something to that effect) then one time i told her (the same girl) she smelt like diesel fuel down there. she broke up with me about a month later. oh well :/
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Why?! Why would say that?! I understand if she smelt of salmon or tuna, but diesel? were you doing it on an engine or soemthing....

().o
 
Aions said:
odd, i feel the same way.
one time i got asked "why are you so quiet?" while haveing sex, i told her "cus im working/busy back here" (something to that effect) then one time i told her (the same girl) she smelt like diesel fuel down there. she broke up with me about a month later. oh well :/
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Diesel fuel you say?
http://projectego.net/community/members/dieselfuelonly.8272/

dieselfuel.jpg


..Coincidence?
 
Hermit said:
Why?! Why would say that?! I understand if she smelt of salmon or tuna, but diesel? were you doing it on an engine or soemthing....

().o
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no, her bed. I think she just needed a shower. Just dont go down on a girl right after she gets off work. also its good to know that the smell of diesel lady parts is not a commen thing seeing how all of you are all surprised by it as much as i was.
 
Aions said:
no, her bed. I think she just needed a shower. Just dont go down on a girl right after she gets off work. also its good to know that the smell of diesel lady parts is not a commen thing seeing how all of you are all surprised by it as much as i was.
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Maybe she's just got some high grade stuff.
 
HobbeBrain said:
I'm not short... she was though.

Probably why, come to think of it...
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My girlfriend is like a foot shorter than me. I just pick her up to make out with her. :/
 
I don't think my manhood could withstand dating a woman taller than me...
 
Aions said:
that made me lol irl

6'3" reporting in. ive only come across a handfull of chicks taller then me in my life.
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Same here, 6'5" and I rarely see a woman taller than me, if at all.
 
[Google conversions]
:geek: So that results in 1,91 and 1,96 meters.
 
You giant freaks.
 
I say we shorties rally together and stand tall against these horrific mutants.
 
But they'll hit us with their clubs and launch us into space....!

Also, I'm not short! I'm just horribly average....
 
There is no shame in being short, my friend. It has its advantages.
 
I'm realtively short compared to other Ducth people, but apparently the Dutch are on average the tallest people on Earth.
 
Skotekal said:
My girlfriend is like a foot shorter than me. I just pick her up to make out with her. :/
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I was sitting on a bench, and she was sitting on me.

That's how short she is!!
 
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