Hey, Inner Harbor is cool. Lotsa cool ships, and you're fairly unlikely to get shot. The Taney is awesome. Only surviving ship that was at Pearl Harbor, Coast Guard Cutter. The Liberty Ship and the Constellation and the Torsk are all pretty awesome, too.
I live outside DC, in that most glorious of Livable Communities, PG County. How do you mean stuck there? Did you come on vacation or move here or something? Just don't remember you being from here before, if you have been all along.