Annoying things your parents do.

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I know i started it with the "dad believes we are put here by aliens" comment awhile back, but im just sayin' :/

 

[D3m190d]

Second: Theory =/= unproven. Gravity is a theory. Evolution has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt. Theory is the strongest scientific term you'll encounter outside the realm of mathematics. Evolution will never be regarded as anything "higher" than a theory. Neither will gravity. The only way theory would ever mean anything close to unproven is in the sense that you can't prove anything because truth is subjective.

And sorry I was blunt before. I really get annoyed when people bring this up.

Thanks, mate. It bugs me as well when people say ''it's just a theory!'', when they don't understand the definition of a scientific theory...

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I know i started it with the "dad believes we are put here by aliens" comment awhile back, but im just sayin' :/

If feel partly responsible by actually putting the word 'religion' in there.

 

[Quistrix]

So, it's Mother's day today. In the UK atleast. I got my mother some orchid in a pot. I hid the damn thing on the windowsill in my bedroom, but I'm pretty sure she must've found it. She'll still act surprised, I hope. Though to be honest it was clear I would be getting her something, on penalty of death. Adding to that I got her some fairly humourous card and packet of her favourite Thornton's cappicino chocolates. I'm too good to that woman.

On giving her these gifts after I first woke up - she told me to come back later. I'm not even joking.

 

[Hermit]

YOU EVER TRY TO GET THE CRANBERRIES BACK OUT OF THE SAUCE?

 

[The Annoying Hoverer]

I had to improvise and so I just went up stairs this morning and got some bits together!LOL^_^

 

[HobbeBrain]

Zarko, I like that I do.

Ah, you're welcome I should charge people monies for me to give them nicknames...

 

[The Annoying Hoverer]

I wish Angel and Steve would adopt me.

Umm let me correct u , NO YOU DON'T!!!!!
(I'M only saying this because there my mama and dada NOT URS !!!LOL!

 

[Quistrix]

Umm let me correct u , NO YOU DON'T!!!!!
(I'M only saying this because there my mama and dada NOT URS !!!LOL!

But I'd be the best older sister ever! D:

Please?

...please? :'(

 

[Angel]

Umm let me correct u , NO YOU DON'T!!!!!
(I'M only saying this because there my mama and dada NOT URS !!!LOL!

Dude, you got time to post then you got time to spell-check.

I bought you a dictionary. Use it before you hurt yourself.

@Queen - sure, sign the papers and come live in our house with the baby, the toddler, the gobby 10 year old and the Steve. I maek flapjack on a daily basis and once a week it's a trip to the bakery for lunch. Is that ok?

 

[Quistrix]

@Queen - sure, sign the papers and come live in our house with the baby, the toddler, the gobby 10 year old and the Steve. I maek flapjack on a daily basis and once a week it's a trip to the bakery for lunch. Is that ok?

I'm sold aslong as you can assure me I'll be the favourite.

 

[The Annoying Hoverer]

But I'd be the best older sister ever! D:

Please?

...please? :'(

Ok, you can stay but I hope you like lots of mess!!!

 

[TRA Rotid]

@Queen - sure, sign the papers and come live in our house with the baby, the toddler, the gobby 10 year old and the Steve. I maek flapjack on a daily basis and once a week it's a trip to the bakery for lunch. Is that ok?

So you're saying you are the normal one in the bunch?:O

 

[Angel]

So you're saying you are the normal one in the bunch?:O

Yes. Yes I am. Frightening, isn't it?

 

[Quistrix]

Ok, you can stay but I hope you like lots of mess!!!

YAAAY!!

Yes. Yes I am. Frightening, isn't it?

Safe to say, Mum. You now have competition. =D

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

My mother thinks I'm a mind reader, she says: "Why didn't you do *insert mundane chore here*?" I reply "Ask me in future, and I'll do it." She then blurts "But I shouldn't have to ask!" to which I reply "Well if you don't ask, then how am I supposed to know that you want me to do such a thing" You don't ask, you don't get.

 

[D3m190d]

My mother thinks I'm a mind reader, she says: "Why didn't you do *insert mundane chore here*?" I reply "Ask me in future, and I'll do it." She then blurts "But I shouldn't have to ask!" to which I reply "Well if you don't ask, then how am I supposed to know that you want me to do such a thing" You don't ask, you don't get.

Being a responsible human being. ''You don't ask, you don't get'', you say? Tell me more about how you have to ask to live under someone else's roof and to ask them to pay for electricity, water and gas

 

[Hermit]

Being a responsible human being. ''You don't ask, you don't get'', you say? Tell me more about how you have to ask to live under someone else's roof and to ask them to pay for electricity, water and gas

Being responsible ≠ Knowing everything that is wrong within the household 24/7

 

[D3m190d]

Being responsible ≠ Knowing everything that is wrong within the household 24/7

Being responsible is to question whether anything in the household needs to be done, so you check it out and see if you can do that. It's not that hard to notice that the dishes need to be done or that the floor's dirty.

 

[DarkONI]

Queen says I am weird. It hurts my feelings.

 

[Firis]

Shut the **** up and deal with your lives, eat your damn poptarts and drink a beer. Settle down and understand that no one is perfect, and probably at least one of your parents didn't entirely 100% want you.