Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[Hermit]

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KOOKOO KACHU, WACHU GOT THERE?

I told my ex-girlfriend that her mom was attractive.That is why she is my ex-girlfriend.Why?

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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^ probably because she didn't want to compete with her mom for a guy. (maybe she thinks her mom would have won :lol: )

 

[Walker]

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KOOKOO KACHU, WACHU GOT THERE?

I told my ex-girlfriend that her mom was attractive.That is why she is my ex-girlfriend.Why?

I won't comment on that. But on behalf of my sisters, my mother, and all portions of the male half of the human race that AREN'T totally inept and/or tactless, allow me to deliver a metaphorical slap upside the back of your head.

Don't worry, Jango, you're wearing a helmet. Won't feel a thing. [goes for the sledgehammer.]

Though I'm assuming you're joking, there's always something to be said for the overblown Looney Tunes response.

 

[Dark Drakan]

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No drinkable knockoff-brand sodas? What's so good about it?

I will drink most things so doesnt bother me. :lol:

Dear staff, I am goign to see New Moon (I am not a fanboy, I just merely like the series as long as I pretend they aren't called Vampires, the Were Wolves rocvk though... anyway) is anyone else gonna see it?

May watch it at some point if my girlfriend wants too. She liked the books but didnt like the movie though.

Why has conversation in the bowerstone tavern suddenly dried up?

Maybe people have run out of things to talk about?

Staff: Is this a good lyric basis for a doom metal song?

Spoiler

Last words, unspoken
This cold earth, broken
I suffocate from this unholy lust

My soul, seething
Barely breathing
As the leaves fall and rot to dust

My insides, turned
But nothing I've learned
Could undo this torture I've sewn

Without your hand
I'm not of this land
As I face this winter lost and alone...

Sounds good to me.

I told my ex-girlfriend that her mom was attractive.That is why she is my ex-girlfriend.Why?

Doesnt understand that if her mum is attractive at an older age then perhaps she will be too (if she inherited her mums looks). So in fact you were complimenting her in a round about way but for the future.

 

[Firis]

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Dear staff: Can I say "Congrats on the AWA section?"

 

[Dark Drakan]

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Dear staff: Can I say "Congrats on the AWA section?"

If you wish. :lol:

 

[Firis]

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Congrats on the AWA section.

 

[TRA Rotid]

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What's it like living in a country with a recorded history that goes back more that 250 years?

:lol: A lot more to learn in history classes.

Staff: AWA section ?? Edit: never mind, found it already.
Hmm... what should I ask. How`s it going?

 

[Walker]

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I will drink most things so doesnt bother me. :lol:

I honestly should have expected you to say that.

 

[Dark Drakan]

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Hmm... what should I ask. How`s it going?

Not bad for 6.59am when im at work bored.

I honestly should have expected you to say that.

Indeed you should have.

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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Why do some women so can't stand each other, and admit it to other people but never to the other person, pretend to tolerate (and even like) each other in both social situations and one-on-one? You know, making small talk and all that. Example: wife and mother-in-law.

 

[TheSouthernRiverPhoenix]

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Why am I in love with my math teachers daughter?

 

[droded]

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Why do some women so can't stand each other, and admit it to other people but never to the other person, pretend to tolerate (and even like) each other in both social situations and one-on-one? You know, making small talk and all that. Example: wife and mother-in-law.

For the sake of everyone else in their social group.

 

[filip.gajic]

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I have two questions and if i'm permited to ask.The questions are litle bit dumb.Just to warn you. 1.HOW DO INCREASSE YOUR SCORE and 2.WHEN IS MY REPUTATION GONNA INCREASSE.Thanks.Now where is my Fable CD............?




Dumb CD. Where the hell is he? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_Bosnia_and_Herzegovina.svg

 

[filip.gajic]

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? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_Bosnia_and_Herzegovina.svg

Somehow my flag migled into my letter.Some infos about my state.AK-47 RULLLLESS.+rep

 

[Noctus]

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Why am I in love with my math teachers daughter?

Because her mother made 2 become 1.

 

[Another Spartan]

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Why am I in love with my math teachers daughter?

Is your math teacher evil?

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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Why am I in love with my math teachers daughter?

Because algebra is hawt?

I have two questions and if i'm permited to ask.The questions are litle bit dumb.Just to warn you. 1.HOW DO INCREASSE YOUR SCORE and 2.WHEN IS MY REPUTATION GONNA INCREASSE.Thanks.Now where is my Fable CD............?




Dumb CD. Where the hell is he? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Flag_of_Bosnia_and_Herzegovina.svg

1. Viagra
2. When you earn it.

 

[Another Spartan]

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@ Staff: Would you rather:
Have completed every achievement on xbox live or...
Have a one night stand with Megan Fox

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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@ Staff: Would you rather:
Have completed every achievement on xbox live or...
Have a one night stand with Megan Fox

That's easy, every achievement of course.