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Dark Drakan;347440 said:
I love mustard but prefer English mustard over the french mustard or American styled hotdog mustard.

What about honey mustard?
 

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DarkenedSoul;347444 said:
I want someone on this forum to die. What should I do?

Take a vacation.
@Staff: I think I POed an almost friend, would it be crappy if I made it right over text? I wanted to talk to him but I didn't see him after lunch today.
 

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seress;347460 said:
Dear projectego.net staff, what's the perfect way to hide/destroy a corpse?

I've thought about this before, the best thing I can think of is encase the body in concrete, and drop it in a very deep part of the ocean as far away from the coast as possible. The ocean being the least explored territory on Earth, its very unlikely that anyone will ever find it. And even if they do run across it, all they will see is a big block of concrete, nothing special. Just some useless crap that must have fallen off a ship or something, who cares.
 

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TJ Griffin;347510 said:
I've thought about this before, the best thing I can think of is encase the body in concrete, and drop it in a very deep part of the ocean as far away from the coast as possible. The ocean being the least explored territory on Earth, its very unlikely that anyone will ever find it. And even if they do run across it, all they will see is a big block of concrete, nothing special. Just some useless crap that must have fallen off a ship or something, who cares.

Fairly certain it would be worn away, turning into sand, and the tide would eventually take it in. Better idea making it carbonite :D
 

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Firis;347295 said:
^ Question three: Dre (Dr. Dre) Nigh (The end is Nigh!)


I know how it's pronounced, I just wanted to know how he'd pronounce it.

@Angel: I hate helicopters....And hostipitals, and lawyers, and cops...
 

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Walker;347475 said:
What about honey mustard?

Thats pretty good too.

Another Spartan;347499 said:
Take a vacation.
@Staff: I think I POed an almost friend, would it be crappy if I made it right over text? I wanted to talk to him but I didn't see him after lunch today.

Any attempt at righting a wrong is better than no attempt.
 

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Dear staff, if i'm on a date and we get cinammon rolls...is it better to unravel the cinammon roll and eat it in a spiral...or just go at it like a cookie and dazzle her while the icing flies?
 

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cheezMcNASTY;347574 said:
Dear staff, if i'm on a date and we get cinammon rolls...is it better to unravel the cinammon roll and eat it in a spiral...or just go at it like a cookie and dazzle her while the icing flies?

Step on it and hit the guy that give it to you, saying it's poisoned :p
 

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Hey, deep philosophical question, O wise sages of the forum administration. Which Great Sin is the Greater, to Necromance or to Duplicate the Threads of Yore?
 

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Walker;347615 said:
Hey, deep philosophical question, O wise sages of the forum administration. Which Great Sin is the Greater, to Necromance or to Duplicate the Threads of Yore?

All sins are = in the mods' eyes.
Taken from the great Forum Bible.
 

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Another Spartan;347511 said:
Fairly certain it would be worn away, turning into sand, and the tide would eventually take it in. Better idea making it carbonite :D

Good point. Actually, a better way would probably be to destroy it by tossing it to a bunch of alligators. They can easily tear apart and digest it, bones and all. An alligators stomach can dissolve a steel nail, so there would be nothing left.
 

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^I liked Tsuyu's advice: Seperate the meat from the bones, feed the flesh to pigs/dogs, or you can eat it. Whichever floats your boat, then throw the bones in the sea.


@Staff: I like dinosaurs... Will you be my T-Rex? Roar for me? (Inside joke with me friends)
 

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Walker;347615 said:
Hey, deep philosophical question, O wise sages of the forum administration. Which Great Sin is the Greater, to Necromance or to Duplicate the Threads of Yore?

Both deserve the loss of a limb.

Firis;347648 said:
@Staff: I like dinosaurs... Will you be my T-Rex? Roar for me? (Inside joke with me friends)

I need not imitate anything with my roar.
 

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Oh dear staff, does playing Runescape make me a loser? :lol:
 

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Dark Drakan, will you marry me? :wub:
 

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Skotekal;347733 said:
Oh dear staff, does playing Runescape make me a loser? :lol:

How much do you play it? :p

Necromancer11;347735 said:
Dark Drakan, will you marry me? :wub:

Im open to offers.
 

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This question is aimed at the male staff, It may be vulgar but it has plagued my local shisha bar and now my play ground so I ask you, If you could suck your own penis, would you?
 

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Drakan
if their was only one mar cookie on earth what woold u do with it

OFF: Longtime member keep forgetting accounts lol
 

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Cobalt Gamer;347754 said:
This question is aimed at the male staff, It may be vulgar but it has plagued my local shisha bar and now my play ground so I ask you, If you could suck your own penis, would you?

Why have a dog but bark yourself?

Fableizzer;347783 said:
Drakan
if their was only one mar cookie on earth what woold u do with it

OFF: Longtime member keep forgetting accounts lol

Eat it.
 
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