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[Skotekal]

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You will never know my voice. Little kids say I'm like 40 and tell me to stop living in my mom's basement. I think the mic does something to my voice.

 

[Gikoku]

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Markie (Sephiroxas) sounds like Ellen DeGeneres, heard a few others like KaveX but I can't think of a good comparison for him.

Just saw girl with a geordie... Hawt.

:shifty:

I have a question for the fellow staff and members.. What is one thing you always wanted in life but never got?

 

[Firis]

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To join a Folk Metal band, get a hot boyfriend and a hot goth mistress and then release my own coffee/tea shop when I retire.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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Markie (Sephiroxas) sounds like Ellen DeGeneres, heard a few others like KaveX but I can't think of a good comparison for him.



:shifty:

Necro is the only one to have heard my voice, and i'm sure he'd agree it's most comparable to that of tom cruise.

I have a question for the fellow staff and members.. What is one thing you always wanted in life but never got?

A MOTHER ****ING HOT TUB

 

[Firis]

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@Staff, why am I the only one that liked Ricky Martin?

 

[HobbeBrain]

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Staff and Members, what are your thoughts on my theory that, by finding the bicircular route of twice times the height of the universe times half of nine times the mass of an imploding nebula added to the average weight of carrot, the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything is in fact 43?

 

[Necromancer]

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Necro is the only one to have heard my voice, and i'm sure he'd agree it's most comparable to that of tom cruise.

What do I get if I agree with you?

 

[queenofdisco]

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Staff and Members, what are your thoughts on my theory that, by finding the bicircular route of twice times the height of the universe times half of nine times the mass of an imploding nebula added to the average weight of carrot, the answer to Life, the Universe and Everything is in fact 43?

I thought it was 42

 

[HobbeBrain]

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Ah, but my new theory is sure to shatter science as we know it with this new discovery!

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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What do I get if I agree with you?

you get the satisfaction of telling the truth
and maybe a slice of rep

 

[Dark Drakan]

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How would you greet a bizzarely bred Jamaican Russian, who grew up in new guinea?

Probably with some vodka and some marijuana.

But seriously, pronouncing "clerk" like the name "clark?" It just sounds weird, I'm sorry.

Id pronounce it how you read it Cler-k.

That's the one, women with that accent make me melt like butter. Thanks Froggy.

Yeah it was Cheryl Coles accent, Geordie.

Markie (Sephiroxas) sounds like Ellen DeGeneres, heard a few others like KaveX but I can't think of a good comparison for him.

Last person to hear me speak on the forums was Evan.

I have a question for the fellow staff and members.. What is one thing you always wanted in life but never got?

A decent shower in my house that isnt either boiling hot or freezing cold. Should hopefully get it in new house.

@Staff, why am I the only one that liked Ricky Martin?

Quite possibly.

 

[Hermit]

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@Staff: My girlfriend recently left me, because "I killed her dad." Now tell me, isn't this overreacting?

 

[Angel]

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Steve: Sh-sharon, sharon? Can I have a.. uhh... *mumbles* ?

Sharon: What? I can't hear you, SPEAK UP!

Steve: *mumbles*

Sharon: WHAT?

I'm sure Steve mumbles on purpose to wind me up. I cannot hear a word he says half the time and then when I do ask him to repeat it, he goes even quieter until I get so fed up I have a tantrum.

I had an Asian ex before (Andy probably remembers her), but my wife is white actually. Her pictures were posted here before back in '07 when we had Galleries... everybody drooled over her, even Sharon.

Seriously, your wife is absolutely stunning...could turn any woman gay...

So, speaking of accents, staff, I have a question for you Brits. How do you pronounce the word "clerk?" I may have asked this before, but Terry Pratchett and the guy who reads his audiobooks seem to think that the word rhymes with dark, and I'm trying to figure out if this is a British thing or a I-was-trying-to-force-a-snappy-name-for-these-guys.

I say "clark" because that's how my dad says it.

Yeah, but at one point Angel said Terry Pratchett lived in the same general vicinity she did, so I'm hoping the accents might be ******* cousins.

Nah, Terry Pratchett was born in my old county, a few miles from my hometown and went to school opposite my high school and is (unless things have changed since his Alzheimers diagnosis) the patron of the library of my old town. He lives in Somerset, as far as I am aware.

I have a question for the fellow staff and members.. What is one thing you always wanted in life but never got?

Still plenty of life left to be had but so far, a home recording studio *drool*

@Staff: My girlfriend recently left me, because "I killed her dad." Now tell me, isn't this overreacting?

Absolutely. Now chain her to that kitchen and order her to make you a sammich as an apology. Women = know thy place.

 

[Hermit]

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Absolutely. Now chain her to that kitchen and order her to make you a sammich as an apology. Women = know thy place.

I can think of others things to do while she's chained up...

 

[Walker]

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I say "clark" because that's how my dad says it.


Nah, Terry Pratchett was born in my old county, a few miles from my hometown and went to school opposite my high school and is (unless things have changed since his Alzheimers diagnosis) the patron of the library of my old town. He lives in Somerset, as far as I am aware.

I see... and I still find that odd, sorry.

But Somerset's a nice place to live. Really pretty. Great view of the Bay.

Spoiler

I realize there's a British version, but the Eastern Shore edition is so much cooler.

 

[Firis]

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I'm sure Steve mumbles on purpose to wind me up. I cannot hear a word he says half the time and then when I do ask him to repeat it, he goes even quieter until I get so fed up I have a tantrum.

I have a mumbling problem too, I don't give a dime if people get annoyed by it, listen better. Muahahahaha

 

[Necromancer]

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you get the satisfaction of telling the truth

That's never given me satisfaction.

and maybe a slice of rep

Meh, ok. I guess he sounds like Tom Cruise. Although, I'm not sure why you'd want to resemble him in any way.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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That's never given me satisfaction.



Meh, ok. I guess he sounds like Tom Cruise. Although, I'm not sure why you'd want to resemble him in any way.

who said i wanted to? it's just the truth

 

[Necromancer]

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who said i wanted to? it's just the truth

The real truth is that I really don't remember what your voice sounds like at all. :sly:

 

[Firis]

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@Staff, what is cooler? Dinosaur apocalypse or Zombie Apocalypse?