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Does it still count if you stand in the shower, hitting the toilet...?
 
Woowoo! Go me!
 
I pee in the shower, I'm not going to get out, pee, go back in, finish showering and then come out and flush when I'm done... Too much work.
 
Question for the dudes.

You ever accidentally sit on your own balls (no, not Randy Marsh style) and the almost paralyzing pain surges through your entire body, weak in the legs and must then find the strength to re-situate your sack for better comfort?
 
Gikoku said:
Question for the dudes.

You ever accidentally sit on your own balls (no, not Randy Marsh style) and the almost paralyzing pain surges through your entire body, weak in the legs and must then find the strength to re-situate your sack for better comfort?
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Yes and no. Never full on sat on them, but they've definitely landed sloppily whilst I was parking my keester where rearrangement was necessary. It's important to arrange ones-self properly when taking a seat. We males have it so tough. :thumbsup:
 
Gikoku said:
Question for the dudes.

You ever accidentally sit on your own balls (no, not Randy Marsh style) and the almost paralyzing pain surges through your entire body, weak in the legs and must then find the strength to re-situate your sack for better comfort?
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Yes.

But seriously, chicks got it bad too. Do you guys ever have to constantly sort your bra? Scotty don't answer that.

And don't even get me started on front-wedgies. DAMN YE FRONT-WEDGIES!
 
I feel like I should make a comment about how every guy in the vicinity would be more than happy to assist you in sorting your bra, so long as you're within an appropriate age range, but I feel like your instant response would involve questioning the competence of male bra-adjusters, and that would just ruin the whole joke.
 
queenofdisco said:
Yes.

But seriously, chicks got it bad too. Do you guys ever have to constantly sort your bra? Scotty don't answer that.

And don't even get me started on front-wedgies. DAMN YE FRONT-WEDGIES!
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But your problem lies in discomfort, whereas we have to endure inexplicable torment.
 
Front wedgies are hot.
 
Gikoku said:
Question for the dudes.

You ever accidentally sit on your own balls (no, not Randy Marsh style) and the almost paralyzing pain surges through your entire body, weak in the legs and must then find the strength to re-situate your sack for better comfort?
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Had it happen on more than a handful of occasions (no pun intended).
 
TRA Rotid said:
But your problem lies in discomfort, whereas we have to endure inexplicable torment.
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Being punched in the boob hurts like hell.

Walker said:
I feel like I should make a comment about how every guy in the vicinity would be more than happy to assist you in sorting your bra, so long as you're within an appropriate age range, but I feel like your instant response would involve questioning the competence of male bra-adjusters, and that would just ruin the whole joke.
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I always welcome helping hands.
 
Hermit said:
I never punch pillows, especially natural ones.
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Well, good. Though I should add - the one time I was punched in the boob, it was by an unsavoury drunk woman who I strongly suspect was one such that we refer to as a chav. And I don't even remember why she punched me. I probably insulted her intelligence somehow. Though her being a chav, correcting her on the difference between apples and bananas would be an insult to her intelligence, or lack there of.
 
Dear staff,

What is the worst thing you could say to someone after just having sex for the first time?
 
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