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Why would you want to use M&S for your personal gratifaction needs? That's the sort of place your mum and your gran would shop for "a nice cardigan" or "that lovely tweed skirt".
I mean, look at the gusset on that underwear - it could hold in an elephant. It was made for Tena Lady. It's motherfudging ugly. The green bra? It's not even offering any sort of support - the minute a woman takes that off, her bazookas will hit her knees and she's just spent £35 on nothing more than some bogey-coloured, sating sheen wrapping paper.
I mean, look at the gusset on that underwear - it could hold in an elephant. It was made for Tena Lady. It's motherfudging ugly. The green bra? It's not even offering any sort of support - the minute a woman takes that off, her bazookas will hit her knees and she's just spent £35 on nothing more than some bogey-coloured, sating sheen wrapping paper.