Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[Angel]

Why would you want to use M&S for your personal gratifaction needs? That's the sort of place your mum and your gran would shop for "a nice cardigan" or "that lovely tweed skirt".

I mean, look at the gusset on that underwear - it could hold in an elephant. It was made for Tena Lady. It's motherfudging ugly. The green bra? It's not even offering any sort of support - the minute a woman takes that off, her bazookas will hit her knees and she's just spent £35 on nothing more than some bogey-coloured, sating sheen wrapping paper.

 

[D3m190d]

I mean, look at the gusset on that underwear - it could hold in an elephant. It was made for Tena Lady. It's motherfudging ugly. The green bra? It's not even offering any sort of support - the minute a woman takes that off, her bazookas will hit her knees and she's just spent £35 on nothing more than some bogey-coloured, sating sheen wrapping paper.

Gawd, that was arousing. I'm sweating over here.

 

[Tsuyu]

You tell 'em girl.

 

[TRA Rotid]

Wow that's some tame stuff right there. Yawn-inspiring, really.

I would have expected you as a pervert to dig this teasing material. Like giving room for imagination and stuff. Or are you saying these particular pieces aren't up to your standards?

 

[HobbeBrain]

Just reverse the letters and they cater for you too, Hobbes is a young'un.

As patronising as that is...

Actually, there's no second half to that sentence. It's just patronising.

 

[Dark Drakan]

As patronising as that is...

Actually, there's no second half to that sentence. It's just patronising.

Enjoy it, your young years dont last very long. Before you know it the only thing you have to look forward to is 60 years of work, a mortgage and children...

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

I have lost my interest of living, what is your advice?

 

[Necromancer]

I have lost my interest of living, what is your advice?

Take up masturbation.

 

[Angel]

Living is for n00bs. The undead is where it's at for sure - just ask Reg Shoe.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Enjoy it, your young years dont last very long. Before you know it the only thing you have to look forward to is 60 years of work, a mortgage and children...

Yeah, that's why I don't want some office job or something, haha...

Yes I know everyone my age says that but I actually really don't.

 

[Necromancer]

Yeah, that's why I don't want some office job or something, haha...

Yes I know everyone my age says that but I actually really don't.

You just have to find a career that you want to pursue that won't land you a job in a cubicle. Take me, for example. Unless I find something more interesting (which I probably won't), I'm getting a teaching credential after I graduate from college.

 

[HobbeBrain]

You just have to find a career that you want to pursue that won't land you a job in a cubicle. Take me, for example. Unless I find something more interesting (which I probably won't), I'm getting a teaching credential after I graduate from college.

Well, I kind of already have a vague idea, something performing (actor, musician, comedian etc). The problem is you only get a decent pay for that kind of thing unless you're famous, which is hard to break into in that profession...

 

[Tsuyu]

Well, I kind of already have a vague idea, something performing (actor, musician, comedian etc). The problem is you only get a decent pay for that kind of thing unless you're famous, which is hard to break into in that profession...

 

[Firis]

What do you like more? Chipoltle or Qdoba? Burrito or bowl?

 

[Angel]

The first two? Don't even know what they are. Or how to pronounce them. The second two? Well I know what a burrito is and I know that a bowl is something you put stuff in...so....yeah...

 

[HobbeBrain]

Haha... well yeah this basically :lol:

 

[Necromancer]

The first two? Don't even know what they are. Or how to pronounce them.

Chipotle is a pretty popular Mexican restaurant chain owned by McDonald's. I have no idea what Qdoba is though.

 

[Tsuyu]

Sound like a branch of Al-Qaeda.

Al-Qdoba.

 

[Hermit]

Take up masturbation.

I lol'd for 5 minutes straight when I saw "Hobbebrain likes this"
Of course he would.

 

[Necromancer]

Gikoku, may I please call you Goku from now on?