Ask The Staff 'Anything'

[Gikoku]

Dear staff,

What is the worst thing you could say to someone after just having sex for the first time?

"You remind me of your sister."

 

[Tsuyu]

Dear staff,

What is the worst thing you could say to someone after just having sex for the first time?

Hi mom.

 

[Angel]

Dear staff,

What is the worst thing you could say to someone after just having sex for the first time?

Got any bleach?

 

[Quistrix]

Staff.

I see dead people.

wut do

 

[queenofdisco]

Staff.

I see dead people.

wut do

Tell them to **** off. Works for me, no I'm not joking.

 

[DarkONI]

Staff.

I see dead people.

wut do

CHEATER!CHEATER!CHEATER!CHEATER!

 

[Hermit]

@Everyone

I stealthily cut you open and I ate your liver with fava beans and a fine Chianti. How do you feel about that?

 

[Angel]

I'm good with it

 

[Dark Drakan]

Staff.

I see dead people.

wut do

Stop hanging out around cemeteries.

@Everyone

I stealthily cut you open and I ate your liver with fava beans and a fine Chianti. How do you feel about that?

Going to be worse for you than it is for me, probably did me a favour.

 

[Gikoku]

Just random curiosity here. Hypothetically speaking, what would you do if Queen Elizabeth II posed nude for Playboy?

 

[Angel]

Vomit.

 

[Tsuyu]

Wonder who the hell still uses Playboy for their porn needs.

 

[queenofdisco]

Just random curiosity here. Hypothetically speaking, what would you do if Queen Elizabeth II posed nude for Playboy?

 

[Dark Drakan]

Just random curiosity here. Hypothetically speaking, what would you do if Queen Elizabeth II posed nude for Playboy?

Cover it up with another mag on the top shelf.

 

[Hermit]

Just random curiosity here. Hypothetically speaking, what would you do if Queen Elizabeth II posed nude for Playboy?

cry with joy

 

[HobbeBrain]

Are Marks & Spencer subliminally telling me to masturbate through their internet adverts?

Seriously

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[Dark Drakan]

Are Marks & Spencer subliminally telling me to masturbate through their internet adverts?

Seriously

Of course they are...

 

[Tsuyu]

Wow that's some tame stuff right there. Yawn-inspiring, really.

 

[Quistrix]

Wow that's some tame stuff right there. Yawn-inspiring, really.

Yeah, but Hobbe's 15. He sees a woman breast-feeding and *pop*.

 

[Dark Drakan]

Wow that's some tame stuff right there. Yawn-inspiring, really.

Just reverse the letters and they cater for you too, Hobbes is a young'un.