Bird **** (Yes Random I know)

[Lore]

Bird **** (Yes Random I know)

At the start of Fable II you get a healthy scoop of bird **** nail you on the head.
Do you remember the last time you got shat on?

For me I think it was when I was about 14, and I'm 22 now. Mine was nothing special, I walked under a tree is all.

Now all I get is bird **** on my car. I try to park so that I'm not directly under a tree but somehow I still get shat on!

 

[Shirosaki]

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I have never been doo-doo'd on.. But my friend got plopped on the head a few weeks ago and he thought it'd be funny to wipe it on my jacket while I wasn't looking.

 

[Daemon300]

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Haha. I was walking and suddenly! *splat straight in da head* geez... in this year 1-4 months ago...

 

[Dentie]

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i never had it but a friend of me was walking right next to me and he got it on his shoulder lol

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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other than from a pet bird, no thats never happened to me. and never on the head. just my shirt. for a while though I think there was a nest in the tree right above the driveway where I park so the back end of my car was always covered in it.

 

[Tsuyu]

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Yes, seems that cars spells T-O-I-L-E-T to birds. Many-a days I've spent being forced to scrub the vile substance of the family automobile when I was younger.

Come to think of it - why? I can understand if the fact that you drive your car everywhere would contribute. After all, the larger area covered, the greater the chances to have a bird drop a bomb on it. However, I can't really recall a bird actually hitting the car when it is in motion - they always nail it on the driveway...

Evul birds...

 

[Arseface]

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I'm a bird **** virgin

 

[TRA Rotid]

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I'm a bird **** virgin

Same here.
But it`s supposed to bring good luck.

 

[TheJJMax]

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Never happened to me. Never, I tell you!!! NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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lazy birds, if they had any real skill they would try to nail cars while they are in motion, not just sitting in a parking lot. any bird that can hit a cars windshild on the drivers side while the car is driving the opposite direction of the bird so the crap splatters all over the windsheild causing the driver to lose control and crash, is a bird deserving of respect.

another thing birds might want to try is rather than hitting people on the head, hit their food while their not looking.

well, Im just putting these ideas out there to give birds something to do while their flying around looking for food all day. the park statue thing is getting kind of old.

 

[TheJJMax]

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lazy birds, if they had any real skill they would try to nail cars while they are in motion, not just sitting in a parking lot. any bird that can hit a cars windshild on the drivers side while the car is driving the opposite direction of the bird so the crap splatters all over the windsheild causing the driver to lose control and crash, is a bird deserving of respect.

another thing birds might want to try is rather than hitting people on the head, hit their food while their not looking.

well, Im just putting these ideas out there to give birds something to do while their flying around looking for food all day. the park statue thing is getting kind of old.

Or fly into the Oval Office while Obama isn't looking, and nail one right on some important papers :lol: Or on something else like the floor on the President's Seal

 

[Hexen_Harlot]

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Or wine-tasting events.

 

[TheJJMax]

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Or on french people.

"Damn you Americans and your birds!!!"

 

[Tsuyu]

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Uhm... if a bird were to drop a bomb on a Frenchman, odds are high they are in France which would make it a French bird, not American...

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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Uhm... if a bird were to drop a bomb on a Frenchman, odds are high they are in France which would make it a French bird, not American...

and then they would surrender to the birds, and France would be taken over by birds who would plot together to overthrow the humans using France as their stronghold. The entire world then becomes a scene right out of "The Birds".

keep the birds out of France! :lol:

 

[Noctus]

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15. In school. Right on my hand when I was eating a chocolate bar.

I never got over it.

 

[Hexen_Harlot]

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The French would garlic-fry them.

 

[Tsuyu]

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15. In school. Right on my hand when I was eating a chocolate bar.

I never got over it.

Random School Chum: "Oi, they have vanilla covering on those chocolate bars now?! Can I have a bite...?"

DarkenedSoul: "..... knock yourself out, buddy."

 

[TheJJMax]

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Random School Chum: "Oi, they have vanilla covering on those chocolate bars now?! Can I have a bite...?"

DarkenedSoul: "..... knock yourself out, buddy."

"Oh hey! Vanilla with chocolate chips in it!"

 

[Xeon]

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I havn't got poo'd on but a few days ago I sat in a doo-doo going out for my morning smoke only wearing boxers...