Bird **** (Yes Random I know)

[ScareCrowReturn]

Re: Bird **** (Yes Random I know)

Its either Lucky to have a bird crap on you.. or.. unlucky... I'd pick lucky. Wait.. Actually.

 

[Xeon]

Re: Bird **** (Yes Random I know)

unlucky, cos it's unlucky to get **** on in the first place

 

[Noctus]

Re: Bird **** (Yes Random I know)

Random School Chum: "Oi, they have vanilla covering on those chocolate bars now?! Can I have a bite...?"

DarkenedSoul: "..... knock yourself out, buddy."

If it had landed on the chocolate bar, it would have worked.

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Bird **** (Yes Random I know)

If it had landed on the chocolate bar, it would have worked.

I assumed it had splattered over since I also assumed it landed on the hand of yours which was holding the tasty treat.

Oh well...

 

[Fabled Ravrn]

Re: Bird **** (Yes Random I know)

thanks for putting that thought into my head ^_^.

Can't wait til the next non-home-made brownie I have. =9

 

[Noctus]

Re: Bird **** (Yes Random I know)

I assumed it had splattered over since I also assumed it landed on the hand of yours which was holding the tasty treat.

Oh well...

A bit of it did... it touched my tooth........

 

[HomgCharlie]

Re: Bird **** (Yes Random I know)

thqats why i carry a pellet gun

 

[Hexen_Harlot]

Re: Bird **** (Yes Random I know)

You know what's worrying? If a bird hsat on my head, I probably wouldn't feel it because of the hairfalls. That's scary.

 

[Daemon300]

Re: Bird **** (Yes Random I know)

A bit of it did... it touched my tooth........

Eww... How lol is that...

 

[Lore]

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Haha!! I can't believe how funny this all turned out. Darkenedsoul what does bird **** taste like? Sour? Tangy? lol. Sorry that happened mate, but have you noticed any good fortune since then?

I just got a fresh dollop of bird doo on the car. Where I live they have gotten organised and they seem to think that the car park area belongs to them. They swoop in on every car that enters, almost as if to attack!

Something must be done about these gutless thugs!!

 

[TheJJMax]

Re: Bird **** (Yes Random I know)

I havn't got poo'd on but a few days ago I sat in a doo-doo going out for my morning smoke only wearing boxers...

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahhaha!!! That's what you get for destroying yourself!

EDIT: Hey Lore, why dont you attach a machine gun that can lock on to the birds and automatically fire on them? That would be hilarious!

 

[Lore]

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I havn't got poo'd on but a few days ago I sat in a doo-doo going out for my morning smoke only wearing boxers...

OMG I can't believe I missed this one!!! loooooooooool +rep