Dads a ****ing Dick

[ScareCrowReturn]

Dads a ****ing Dick

Yeah my dads a ****ing dick, He said hes going to send me to the army if I dont put my act together..

All i did was not fill my dogs bowl up today, ****ing asshole.

 

[JakBenedict]

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weren't u already planning on going to the army one day? if so, that'd be like if i forgot to take out the trash or something my mom would say "i'm gunna go get you a new puppy and an xbox 360 if u dont start behaving better"

but no, that does sound lame, did u mess anything else up previous to the dogbowl thing

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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^ Im "planning" on going to the army but I want to be atleast 20 or something and im only 17 at the moment..

And.. No..? Not really? Hes probably in a **** mood as always.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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i've got a friend whos mom is like that. she called him when he was at my house once and said he shouldn't come home, she was throwing his stuff and his cat outside among other things because he didn't fold the laundry.

it sucks but such is life.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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^ WOah just the laundry wtf haha..

Well yeah it sucks. My dad had a fight with my brother gun and blazes.. I was lying down and they didnt know i was there haha, heard everything.

Go my Brother!

 

[Tyloric]

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Going to send you to the army...?

I'm sorry, but I believe only you can make that decision. >_>

If my dad (or either parents, really) told me that I was going to do something, I'd tell them no. They're your parents, and you should love them, but the only person who should be making decisions in your life is you.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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Going to send you to the army...?

I'm sorry, but I believe only you can make that decision. >_>

If my dad (or either parents, really) told me that I was going to do something, I'd tell them no. They're your parents, and you should love them, but the only person who should be making decisions in your life is you.

technically since he's under 18 still thats not the case...and i'd assume that his dad meant a military academy or something of the sort because just like his legal independence, that can't happen until he is 18 either.

the solution?

Spoiler

go back in time to do a history report so you don't get shipped off to oaks military academy and your future altering rock band is an epic success

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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^ I like it! I would do it.. If i had the Back to the Future Car..

 

[Skotekal]

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The DeLorean is the time car. And you can not doubt its abilities.

Well you can, but, just shut up!

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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No your Right, I need to get one then my mission will be clear.

 

[DragonMaster91]

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^ have fun. The DeLorean car company was shut down...

 

[Tyloric]

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^ have fun. The DeLorean car company was shut down...

I used to live near a place that always had like 15 of them in the parking lot.
Never did figure out what that company did, exactly.

 

[poopgod350]

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yeah but there is a small company that makes them somewhere in the Midwest same everything

 

[Skotekal]

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Then it is a replica, and won't be the real deal.

Fake=No time abilities

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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hu, thats funny, i was gonna make a thread just like this today. my dad got out of jail the other day, so of course i have to see the pain in the ass. but of corse i dont want to, so he comes here. all he does is bitch at me about, well everything actually. my room is a mess, i peirced my ears, i didnt finnish high school. bla bla bla. he mostly complained about the high school, and its a ligit complaint, but i think he is the one person on earth that doesnt have the right to complain about that. true, he has his deploma, but he hasnt accomplished a damn thing in his life. he has never even held a job for over a year that i know of, and on several occasions in his life he was homeless. hes like 50+, never accomplished a thing, and gives me **** for dropping out? he is extreamly intelligent and well read and could easily qualify as a professor, but he is to much of an ass to do it, not that anyone would like him enough to give him the job anyway. finally i got sick of him, and my uncle who brought him over was already tired of his **** too so he left, so i got stuck taking him to wherever he is staying for a while. the entire ride over to his friends house (yeah, he has a friend, i cant see how but he does) he bitches at me for my driving (most adults find my driving to be very good, especialy for a teen). WTF? he also harrassed me for having pale skin (apperently not being able to hold a tan, and working indoors almost all day means i am a lazy ****). now, just about any random person off the street has the right to complain about me dropping out, but not him. he complains about me not being what he wants me to be, dispite not doing a damn thing to raise me, not even paying child support (he forfitted his parental rights). basicly he never really did anything, he let my disabled mother rase me till i was 4, then my grandmother (his mom) adopted me cuz my mom coulnt even take care of herself, let alone 3 kids (i dont hold anything against her) then about a year ago he went to jail for growing pot. and he gives me ****? where the **** does he get off?

well, thanks for reading my rant. dads suck, good night.

 

[Skotekal]

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Well, he seems like a dick, but maybe he realizes he is a huge **** up and doesn't want you to end up like that. And if has other reasons for giving you **** like that, then he is pretty ****ed up in the head.

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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Language Skotekal! =O

Hahaha

Yeah same Here

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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my dad told me a funny story today, back when i was going to pre school i came home and told him that my teacher told me that "bull**** is cussing, and cussing is bad." so my dad told me "well, thats true. so if someone is giving you bull****, and you know its bull****, and you wanna call bull****, instead say balderdash."

"so, i can say balderdash and its not cussing?"

"yes, thats right."

"thats bull****."

good times. as much of a pain in the ass he is, he is great when he is in a good mood.

 

[Tsuyu]

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hu, thats funny, i was gonna make a thread just like this today. my dad got out of jail the other day, so of course i have to see the pain in the ass. but of corse i dont want to, so he comes here. all he does is bitch at me about, well everything actually. my room is a mess, i peirced my ears, i didnt finnish high school. bla bla bla. he mostly complained about the high school, and its a ligit complaint, but i think he is the one person on earth that doesnt have the right to complain about that. true, he has his deploma, but he hasnt accomplished a damn thing in his life. he has never even held a job for over a year that i know of, and on several occasions in his life he was homeless. hes like 50+, never accomplished a thing, and gives me **** for dropping out? he is extreamly intelligent and well read and could easily qualify as a professor, but he is to much of an ass to do it, not that anyone would like him enough to give him the job anyway. finally i got sick of him, and my uncle who brought him over was already tired of his **** too so he left, so i got stuck taking him to wherever he is staying for a while. the entire ride over to his friends house (yeah, he has a friend, i cant see how but he does) he bitches at me for my driving (most adults find my driving to be very good, especialy for a teen). WTF? he also harrassed me for having pale skin (apperently not being able to hold a tan, and working indoors almost all day means i am a lazy ****). now, just about any random person off the street has the right to complain about me dropping out, but not him. he complains about me not being what he wants me to be, dispite not doing a damn thing to raise me, not even paying child support (he forfitted his parental rights). basicly he never really did anything, he let my disabled mother rase me till i was 4, then my grandmother (his mom) adopted me cuz my mom coulnt even take care of herself, let alone 3 kids (i dont hold anything against her) then about a year ago he went to jail for growing pot. and he gives me ****? where the **** does he get off?

well, thanks for reading my rant. dads suck, good night.

Dear Satan! Paragraphs TJ. PARAGRAPHS! *dies*

 

[Tyloric]

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hu, thats funny, i was gonna make a thread just like this today. my dad got out of jail the other day, so of course i have to see the pain in the ass. but of corse i dont want to, so he comes here. all he does is bitch at me about, well everything actually. my room is a mess, i peirced my ears, i didnt finnish high school. bla bla bla. he mostly complained about the high school, and its a ligit complaint, but i think he is the one person on earth that doesnt have the right to complain about that. true, he has his deploma, but he hasnt accomplished a damn thing in his life. he has never even held a job for over a year that i know of, and on several occasions in his life he was homeless. hes like 50+, never accomplished a thing, and gives me **** for dropping out? he is extreamly intelligent and well read and could easily qualify as a professor, but he is to much of an ass to do it, not that anyone would like him enough to give him the job anyway. finally i got sick of him, and my uncle who brought him over was already tired of his **** too so he left, so i got stuck taking him to wherever he is staying for a while. the entire ride over to his friends house (yeah, he has a friend, i cant see how but he does) he bitches at me for my driving (most adults find my driving to be very good, especialy for a teen). WTF? he also harrassed me for having pale skin (apperently not being able to hold a tan, and working indoors almost all day means i am a lazy ****). now, just about any random person off the street has the right to complain about me dropping out, but not him. he complains about me not being what he wants me to be, dispite not doing a damn thing to raise me, not even paying child support (he forfitted his parental rights). basicly he never really did anything, he let my disabled mother rase me till i was 4, then my grandmother (his mom) adopted me cuz my mom coulnt even take care of herself, let alone 3 kids (i dont hold anything against her) then about a year ago he went to jail for growing pot. and he gives me ****? where the **** does he get off?

well, thanks for reading my rant. dads suck, good night.

Back slapped by a wall of text. T_T