Dads a ****ing Dick

[cheezMcNASTY]

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my dad told me a funny story today, back when i was going to pre school i came home and told him that my teacher told me that "bull**** is cussing, and cussing is bad." so my dad told me "well, thats true. so if someone is giving you bull****, and you know its bull****, and you wanna call bull****, instead say balderdash."

"so, i can say balderdash and its not cussing?"

"yes, thats right."

"thats bull****."

good times. as much of a pain in the ass he is, he is great when he is in a good mood.

LMAO :lol::lol:
great story!

 

[hobbes_pwn]

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My advice is to work harder at school. In Year 9 i just passed the year, parents caught me drunk and high, i was going to private school, and my parents nearly made me drop out of school. However in Year 10 i lifted my game and now my parents respet my decisions. Although my mum wants me to be a doctor, she understands that it's my choice, so i'm aiming to become a motorbike mechanic

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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Dear Satan! Paragraphs TJ. PARAGRAPHS! *dies*

oh no! i killed Tsuyu! :'(

Back slapped by a wall of text. T_T

ops....... sorry guys.

if it makes you feel better is just a rant.........

LMAO :lol::lol:
great story!

glad you liked it. i must have been quite an interesting kid at 4.

 

[TheJJMax]

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Dewd if your in the army think of all the weapons you could use for revenge :devil:

 

[Skotekal]

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Wow. You know what, I'm not even going to make a proper reply to that. You obviously have absolutely no idea how the military works. And stop saying "dewd".

 

[Tsuyu]

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oh no! i killed Tsuyu! :'(

You bastard!

 

[TheJJMax]

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ok dood

Actually, I do. Thank you America's Army!

 

[Skotekal]

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Okay, I give up. I thought that one woman and the "backwards" truck was the stupidest I have seen, but apparently I thought wrong.

 

[TheJJMax]

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And Combat Arms.

Ima Sergeant!

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

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Dewd if your in the army think of all the weapons you could use for revenge :devil:

Deeeewwwwd.

The Army Is not For Revenge, Actually the least of any reasons to join the army.

Army is for Support, Save peoples life without taking other lives if you can do that, that must mean your a very good Soldier.

Not all Americans Just go in To shoot up Some Sand Monkeys And what-not They do believe by Military force they can sculpt and Change whats happening there, They're killing Innocent people for no reason so thats why the Military go into Help them.

Unless its a Leader Then yes He Most likely needs to Die.

 

[Hermit]

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My dad is actually pretty cool.

GAH AG HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Somedude21, don't butcher Dude.Say dude, not dood, or Dewd.

I remember...One day, I asked my parents how donuts got their holes(I was 9.), and my dad responded with: "Somebody F---s'em."