Favourite Fable 2 Quotes

[Arseface]

Favourite Fable 2 Quotes

What are your favourite quotes heard from people on Fable 2?

I like the one where someone says, "If you ask me, it's a great time to be alive. There's not even that much disease considering we never wash!"

 

[kilaelya]

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I just heard my daughter say "I will turn you all into toads!" while extending her arms at someone.

I'm scared now

 

[Dentie]

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^lulz

 

[hoggy1991]

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i got bored and baught the title nob head. i slept in my caravan one time and when i woke up a child was there and just said ' alright nobhead!' lol i was laughing for hours

 

[Tymolus]

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What are your favourite quotes heard from people on Fable 2?

I like the one where someone says, "If you ask me, it's a great time to be alive. There's not even that much disease considering we never wash!"

Yeah that's probably my favorite too! :lol:

 

[Angelo Credo]

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For me, it's gotta be the guy at the Temple of Shadows who says.

"You have entered a place with a long standing history of evil, pain and terror...And poker night is Friday."

That just made me chuckle. :lol:

 

[benfoxboy]

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[NecroticNymph]

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I liked the ones that went kind of like this:

I heard the Guildmaster had the ability to talk to any hero at any time! Sounds kind of annoying to me.

and

There are many conflicting legends as to whether or not the Hero of Oakvale killed the Guildmaster. It's said that the words, "Your health is low" were carved into his forehead.

 

[kilaelya]

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There are many conflicting legends as to whether or not the Hero of Oakvale killed the Guildmaster. It's said that the words, "Your health is low" were carved into his forehead.

Rofl, I haven't seen that one.

There was another one of those "tips" at the bottom of the screen about the fate of lady Grey:

Spoiler

She was trialed as a witch and dismembered

.

 

[Watson]

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When they have those sayings on the loading screen I love it how they just dig in to the guild master giving you so much advice... Although they started in TLC. Has anyone seen one about combat multipliers being higher?

I love 'Remember me? Your old friend Ackley? The guy who you wouldn't give those 'bleedin warrants too? ... Wanna' help me out?'

 

[Tymolus]

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You guys all know that real annoying voice that goes "You're the sorriest excuse for a hero I ever saw! /I may be blind but at least I ain't stone blind!" or something like that? Has anybody found that person? I hear him EVERYWHERE and wanna cap him something awful

 

[Arseface]

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Rofl, I haven't seen that one.

There was another one of those "tips" at the bottom of the screen about the fate of lady Grey:

Spoiler

She was trialed as a witch and dismembered

.

There's a quest about her if you look for it.

You guys all know that real annoying voice that goes "You're the sorriest excuse for a hero I ever saw! /I may be blind but at least I ain't stone blind!" or something like that? Has anybody found that person? I hear him EVERYWHERE and wanna cap him something awful

Those are the stone gargoyles you find around the place. Shoot em down for some stoofs.

 

[Dark Drakan]

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For me, it's gotta be the guy at the Temple of Shadows who says.

"You have entered a place with a long standing history of evil, pain and terror...And poker night is Friday."

That just made me chuckle. :lol:

That one made me laugh too, totally unexpected at the time too. :lol:

There are many conflicting legends as to whether or not the Hero of Oakvale killed the Guildmaster. It's said that the words, "Your health is low" were carved into his forehead.

:lol: now thats quality.

 

[Purple Nurple]

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gargoyles are funny..'i hear youre shootings as bad as youre body odour!'

 

[smokering]

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My funniest so far is at night i thinks its a little boy having a nightmare "No No not the tofu!"

 

[Zerosum]

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the description of the love potion says "60% of the time, it works everytime" - an easter eg homage to anchorman

also, the hero of strength said "dont you hate it when people say the same thing over and over?" a little joke about fable 1

 

[Tymolus]

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Those are the stone gargoyles you find around the place. Shoot em down for some stoofs.

Thanks, I'll definitely kill all of them, I hate them. I never seem to spot them though lol

My new favorite quote is..."OH NO! IT'S A SNAKE! Oh, no...it's just a stick...."

 

[KaveX]

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Gargoyle - "Hey, aren't you that famous hero everyone is talking about? I got a might quest for ya.. KISS MY ASS! Hahahaha."

Gargoyles are priceless.

 

[Man]

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i like the one: "tell me, is it true you dont know which way to hold a crossbow?"
also: "grandma, my name is charles. CHARLES!!!"

 

[Tymolus]

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Here's another goody from my gypsy hunk of a wife...
"Last night I had a weird dream. A frog came up and touched my leg! Horrible horrible nightmare!"

something like that XD