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Favourite Fable 2 Quotes

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Rexascape

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" If you give a man a fish, they say, he'll stink up the whole town, but if you give a man a fishing rod... Yeah, you see where I'm going? If you give a man a fishing rod, he'll poke your eye out." - Overheard from a drunken citizen of Albion
 
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HomgCharlie

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Rexascape;302199 said:
" If you give a man a fish, they say, he'll stink up the whole town, but if you give a man a fishing rod... Yeah, you see where I'm going? If you give a man a fishing rod, he'll poke your eye out." - Overheard from a drunken citizen of Albion
tha one made me lol
 

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*Come back to my place*

"I consumed a whole bucket of oysters just for this occasion, darling"

........fishbreath sex. charming.......
 
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Ponytail: Named after the mythic Pony creature, you might be able to shake off the flies from your back - Hairstyle card
 

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Can i have a lollipop... pleeeeeeeease!
 

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"That's a funny looking child.. Oh wait. It's a dog."
 
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Xeon

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It's the Magnificient, It's the Legendary, It's you! Wassup! - Zombie Lady Gray
 
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"Hmm... Yes, I think I can use this. Where's that uncle-in-law of mine?" Said by a citizen of Albion after I gave him a Master Katana.

"You dance better then my dad at least." Said by my kid, I was her dad :'(
 
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My favorite is a quote from the loading screen "If you give a man a fish they say, he'll stink up a whole town. But, if you give a man a fishing rod, you see where I'm going. He'll poke yer eye out."
 

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I love Gorgoron the little demon child in the crucible, "Gorgoron has a ingrown toenail" or something like that
 

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the one with the guild master having "Your health is low" carved intro his forehead
 
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Shadow6Caster

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One of my daughters said "I can kill monsters using only my nose!" :p
 
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AlphaJosizzle

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"I'll give you 3 seconds! No wait, 2...Oh, soddit!"
 
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Shadow6Caster

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My daughter again:

"Why does our society enforce gender stereotypes? Oh nevermind, I'll just go play with my toys."

"How come you married dad? Boys are so yucky."

"All the girls at my school say your dreamy. But they're just weird."

:p
 

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"What's with these new temples anyway? I found this nasty monk under my bed worshipping the shadow. Nutter. - Overheard from a citizen of Albion"
 
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Shadow6Caster

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"They say it's the key to the town's secrets..... Mind you, they also store crayons up their nostrils. So I'd be carful." lol
 

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a gaurd said this once ididnt become sherrif by sitting on me arse all day sometimes i sat on my hands
 

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"The downside of worshiping the shadow is we can't take milk in our tea"
Temple of Shadows Follower
(or words to that effect)
 
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"You are like a great big ice cream all covered with cheese...... I love cheese."- Drunk wife. She kept saying too. One drink, she was drunk for like two days.
 

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*boom*
Sorry, did you want to kill him?
-Reaver
 
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