Favourite Fable 2 Quotes

[Jinxified]

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Give a Beggar a million gold, and he'll eat until he's full. Then he realizes bread isn't the only thing for sale. ~ Garth

Definitely my favorite

 

[laharl]

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i like:its not your time to die little sparrow, or something like that :ermm:

 

[Salad Dodger]

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"The Book is bound in human skin-- look, you can even see the freckles."

I love Fable 2 all the more for it's Evil Dead references.

 

[laharl]

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i love all the random crap they say

 

[Sobriquet]

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"I wasn't expecting you to have so much wit."
Garth said something like that in Brightwood to Hammer.

And anything Reaver said in the escape mission.

 

[kafanr]

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Any Reaver quote. Period.

Also the ones about Shadow-worshipping, like the one about Poker Night and such.

 

[Kearoh]

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Best Reaver quote: "Go rescue some travelers, or slay some monsters, or slay some travelers, the details aren't important."

 

[moonfever]

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Best Reaver quote: "Go rescue some travelers, or slay some monsters, or slay some travelers, the details aren't important."

Yeah that was pretty funny.
Welcome to the forums.

 

[FiliusMartis]

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One of my favorites is if you go to see Reaver without enough renown. He says "I don't get many visitors to my little coastal paradise... especially ones that could redefine a man's definition of paradise.." At this point you can use Pick Up Line or Belch. Using pick up line results in a chuckle and "You little minx..." I laughed so hard.

Random Drunk Villager: Hero, do you have any lotion...?
Gargoyle: Oh you're a mighty adventurer are you? Well I've got a quest for you: Kiss my stony arse.
Female Villager: I was going to go there the other day... but then I didn't. I'm fickle like that...

 

[Votuse]

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Anything that comes from Chesty's letters my favorite being

Hey!
You're very good at games, aren't you? Do you ever cut the legs off adventurers and see how long it takes them to crawl to what they think is safety but is actually a swamp filled with flesh-eating insects? That's one of my favorites. Maybe we can play it later!
Chesty

other qoutes from the alimighty Chesty here

http://forums.projectego.net/chesty-qoutes-13078/

 

[Cleaver J]

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male jewler - " ive got a jem in my pocket, want to see it?" not making this up lol!

 

[moonfever]

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male jewler - " ive got a jem in my pocket, want to see it?" not making this up lol!

Yes I heard that one.

 

[Darkside Hazuki]

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Anything the gargoyles say.

Ay. Hero. I hear your shootin's as bad as yer body odor.

 

[Nightschism]

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"You know what they say: give a man a fish, he'll stink up a whole town. Give a man a fishing rod -- see where I'm going here? Give him a fishing rod and he'll poke his eye out."

Best quote in the game. There are also dozens of great ones in the descriptions for items.

Banana Juice: "Many bananas were squeezed to create this divine juice. Bananas don't have juice? Never mind you such trivial details."

 

[MidnightZero]

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I like it when the children start role-playing, I remember a little girl say ''No! No! don't put on the the mask! Listen to what I have to say! Oh, too late...'' This little quote has revealed that the hero in TLC put on Jack's mask.

 

[cheezMcNASTY]

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"hey! thats a funny looking kid! oh, wait, it's a dog."

 

[billy007]

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"help, help the oblivion gates are opening!"

 

[king calum]

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Three reaver quotes, both during the end of the game;
-"It's making more soldiers! Surely that's cheating!"
-"As I was saying before the huge pointy boulder thing interrupted..."
-"I thought he'd never shut up!"

 

[billy007]

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my favourite quote is "Did you know that i have a balverine living in my bedroom!" hahahahah

 

[king calum]

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My little girl said: "my brother told me role-playing games are rubbish"
whats weird is she doesn't have a brother!or maybe my wifes not telling me something...


Also lionhead alchemists said about the sex change potion:
"The latest in gender bending technologie"
ROFL!!!