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G'bye folks,

Walker

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G'bye folks,

For now, anyway. I don't want y'all worryin' yer purty lil' heads 'bout me whal A'hm gon, so fer th' next week I'll be in Florida fer me sister's softball tournyment.

Boiling, because it's been eighty degrees down there within the last week. In JANUARY.

As you can see from the above, I've been practicing my redneck accent, so I won't get beat up until after I've had the opportunity to steal all their Confederate battle flags and **** all over them. Then dump on some gas and light them on fire. And... tangent over. Dear southerners, please don't get offended and stone me.
 
Re: G'bye folks,

See you later, Walker. Best of luck to your sister during the softball tournament. :)
 
Re: G'bye folks,

Later Walker, enjoy your stay in God's waiting room. If the humidity doesn't steam you into a human raisin, we shall gladly welcome you back.
 
Re: G'bye folks,

Who or what is softball?
 
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Oh...a girl's game.

Not interested - but good luck to your sister, Walker.
 
Re: G'bye folks,

IIIII'mmm baaaaack! As of 6 this morning, anyway. ****ing 16-hour drive. Probably more like 18, with all the stops we made.

JohnDoe;355299 said:
Yea.... Floridians don't have that accent. Even Texans don't have that accent. ;)
But I just want to say that... uh... did you say sister? And softball? Um.... pics? >.>
Have fun, get me a souvenir.

Yeah, I found that out. I got beat up by an enraged North Carolinian.

No pics, though. I felt like enough of a sicko checking out 16-year-olds without taking pictures. And hell, I only have three years on them.

TJ Griffin;355325 said:
Later Walker, enjoy your stay in God's waiting room. If the humidity doesn't steam you into a human raisin, we shall gladly welcome you back.

Zjuggernaut;355376 said:
Have fun in Florida! Bloody yanks always get the good weather. :(

There was no humidity. Just one day of 40 and rainy, one day of 35 and sunny. And two days of 60+. One of which was almost 75 degrees. It was awesome.

Tsuyu;355383 said:
Did you say Volley Ball? What? You didnt? Softball? Blah! Keep your pics, then...

Angel;355429 said:
Who or what is softball?

Angel;355442 said:
Oh...a girl's game.

Not interested - but good luck to your sister, Walker.

HEY! Softball has its plusses. Really tight pants, or failing that short (if baggy) shorts.

Softball is baseball, with bigger balls, smaller fields, no mounds, and underhand pitching. Not a girl's game, with the exception of fastpitch, like my sister plays, which is basically the female version of high school baseball.

And jeeze, Angel, what is this-- you Brits kick the game out of the Olympics and you can't even be bothered to know what it is? Despicable. (Yes, I know you Brits didn't kick anything out of the Olympics. But it's more fun to blame you at this moment than the dear, Eurocentric IOC.)

And thanks for the good luck. They lost every game except one, where the team from Florida tried to call the game because they couldn't handle the weather and then played like ****.

cheezMcNASTY;355506 said:
yea the southern accent is pretty limited to louisiana. i doubt you'll be needing to blend in too much.
have fun :)

I was being sarcastic. I know no one talks like that. But no, the accent is NOT limited to Louisiana. I noticed it at every damn truck stop or restaurant I visited. Not major, but definitely there, in different degrees and tones.
 
Re: G'bye folks,

Since you're going to be in Florida, hows about taking a day trip over the water to try and kill Castro? Everyone's doing it.

Never understood Base/Softball. I played Teeball during primary school. Why don't you guys play a REAL summer game, like Cricket?
 
Re: G'bye folks,

Walker;355298 said:
For now, anyway. I don't want y'all worryin' yer purty lil' heads 'bout me whal A'hm gon, so fer th' next week I'll be in Florida fer me sister's softball tournyment.

Boiling, because it's been eighty degrees down there within the last week. In JANUARY.

As you can see from the above, I've been practicing my redneck accent, so I won't get beat up until after I've had the opportunity to steal all their Confederate battle flags and **** all over them. Then dump on some gas and light them on fire. And... tangent over. Dear southerners, please don't get offended and stone me.


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Unacceptable.

This accent offends me and my texan brethren.

Now I gots ta git down tah tha store an' pick me up som' good'ol fashion cola.

Yee-haw!