Skotekal, you meet the minimum age requirement to be in my clan and you are invited. We raid Alaskan villages riding on polar bears and armed with harpoons. If you're interested, you must offer a ritualistic sacrifice of one moose drunk from Canadian beer. You must kill it with a hockey stick in the Canuck Temple after covering yourself in maple syrup. You must of course tape the whole thing and then upload it to YouTube for everyone's amusement, at which point I'll let you know that I don't actually have a clan, but if I did you'd totally be invited.
Happy birthday my friend.