Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

[Walker]

Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

Have a nice big 'ol Turkey.

Everyone else, I'm sure you can use it as an excuse to get drunk or something. Hey! It's American Thanksgiving Day!

 

[Skotekal]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

Bah, why can't Canada adopt this Thanksgiving date? Then we can have two. And that means days off. Win-win for everyone!

And Happy Thanksgiving, American forum-goers!

 

[LobotomizedLOVE]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

I really can't stand Thanksgiving. Mostly because there's always all these underlying dramatic problems going on in my family that no one wants to address so they all pretend to like each other and by the end of the night, someone blows up at someone else and it's an awkward situation all around.
I don't even like turkey that much, it smells pretty bad.

 

[Firis]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

Thanksgiving = a day we pig out in rememberance of our first meal before stealing my ancestors land from them! Bah HUMBUG!

 

[Firis]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

Black friday is what Sparta is not.

 

[Necromancer]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

I've been assigned to early morning Black Friday shopping. A dark task indeed. Armed with a hangover, war paint, messy hair, and two shopping baskets for the purposes of thrashing other shoppers, I will dive into harms way and crush anyone who tries to stop me as I try to get the best deals on everything my roommate has told me to buy. Squeezing through the hoards of stampeding customers, jumping into the center of a ring of arms and legs of people all fighting over the last 50" plasma television, launching turkeys left and right to defend my goods earned in bloodshed. It is times like these that I remind myself why it is better not to have a woman in my life. But this day is a day of war, and I can dwell on everything else when it is all over.

I only have one question: What exactly is wrong with you? :lol:

I just got done eating Thanksgiving dinner. I feel like I'm about to explode. All that turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, rolls, broccoli casserole, chocolate raspberry cheesecake...uuuugh. But really, what kind of holiday is Thanksgiving? To celebrate, we just overeat. But c'mon, tons of Americans do that every day. Thanksgiving is really not much of a deviation from normal life for plenty of people.

But seriously, early morning black Friday shopping? Why?

 

[Necromancer]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

A warrior does not ask why he must fight war.

Well he should.

I dunno, the savings to me just never seem worth getting up at 3:30 AM.

 

[Noctus]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

I'm thankful I'm in Britain and don't celebrate this.

 

[seress]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

Yay for Snoopy and Woodstock!

 

[Arseface]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

What's a Thanksgiving?

 

[Necromancer]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

^It's a type of hippo indigenous to South Africa.

 

[FableFreak]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

My family is evil. They are sadists. I've never seen so much food in one place before last night.

I need to go lie down, I think my arteries are finally closing shut.

 

[Walker]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

Ah, but yes. Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate it in the proper sense. And good hunting for those of you crazy enough to brave tomorrow's battle.

My family did that. Went out to the outlets in Delaware (home of sales-tax-free shopping) and looked for deals. BUT, the outlets in Delaware are like fifteen minutes from Ocean City, Maryland, home of Thrasher's fries and other goodness, so it was really an extremely short vacation. But yeah, it was brutal.

I hate shopping for anything but books... and there weren't even any books. So we just used it as more of a family event, right down to a balloon launch or three for my sister, at obscene hours and places.

Yay for Snoopy and Woodstock!

Hell yes. I love Snoopy. That Red Baron-Snoopy Christmas song is very nearly the best Xmas song ever. And Snoopy in general is awesome.

My family is evil. They are sadists. I've never seen so much food in one place before last night.

I need to go lie down, I think my arteries are finally closing shut.

MMM, arteries. What good are they, anyway? Also, good to see you slightly active. I saw two posts within a day!

 

[Firis]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

I agree with Walker, I missed you, after all: Last time you were dexcently active I wasn't much of an upstanding citizen

 

[FableFreak]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

I saw two posts within a day!

Yeah, don't get used to it smart ass. I'm on break so I actually have free time to post. Not so much come Monday. I'll still be around to stop spammers.

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

Happy belated Thanksgiving...?

 

[Firis]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

Tsuyu gave the gift that keeps giving since I downloaded it, thanks for the give

 

[Walker]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

Yeah, don't get used to it smart ass. I'm on break so I actually have free time to post. Not so much come Monday. I'll still be around to stop spammers.

Smartass? Me? Really?

Yeah, I know that feeling. Never thought two days of cancelled school would feel so huge. But hey! Winter break is coming soon.

Happy belated Thanksgiving...?

Um... I don't know how I feel about that. That is so perverted, on so many different levels. And slightly sick.

 

[Arseface]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

But mostly erotic.

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: Happy Thanksgiving, My Fellow Americans

Um... I don't know how I feel about that. That is so perverted, on so many different levels. And slightly sick.

Just count your blessings I didn't use any of the other images I found, which involved actual turkeys...