DieselFuelOnly
Pardon cheez while he gets classy
- Joined
- Feb 3, 2012
- Messages
- 147
- Reaction score
- 80
- Points
- 75
Seriously, stay at the head end, don't look down if you EVER want sex again (or even a steak dinner) and do not open your mouth unless you are ready to lose your teeth. Nothing enrages a woman in labour more than having her moron of a partner stroking her hair and saying dumb things like, "You can do it. Come on now. Nearly there. I love you." in a patronising tone. Little tip: your missus doesn't love anyone right now and she sure as hell hates you with a passion.
I just spent the last couple minutes laughing my ass off. Every last bit of that is true. Holy s*** xDD