ok my turn
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It all started in a slum of a forum known as neoseeker, the young hero "Naruto606" began to prowl around the fable section of their qaunt little comunity. Naruto 606 liked the comunity and decided to stay for awhile, he kep himself busy, talking to freinds, helping noobs, the usual affaire. Then one christmas morning not too long ago he was blessed with the presence of "Elder scrolls IV Oblivion." He played it none stop until he could play no more, when he discovered another part of the comunity which specialised in oblivion, he migrated there and enjoyed his stay for a while, but even the happiest of people can turn, one day naruto 606 was having fun helping people and talking when along came, crabmind 666 (plant) crabmind was a pervert and corupted the heros mind, Nauto 606 could only think of sex, anime charectors and jacking off, he lurked in the dak alleys and became a troll, a troll of thr upmost annoyance. The guardian angel Keiichi decided it was time to put this troll down, when he began flaming inocent noobs, Keiichi took out his ban hammer and knocked the poor troll out for a week, the troll was not too pleased about this, and found away to change his identity and keep walking to streets flaming noobs, he then went by the name "Toph" and continued his troll like ways, when his othe identity regained consicous ness keiichi realised he had cheated him and was furious. He contacted the great admin in the sky and a plan was formulated. Nartuo606 knew he was in danger and so he armed himself with the most powerful flame weapons he could and gathered an army of trolls, they attacked the gate way to heave. Also known as "loungin" many innocent members were killed and an angel known as "yogi star" joined the trolls and took out his ban hammer slaughtering members in the hundreds. Keiichi acted fast, he pulled out his golden banhammer and pwned half of the troll army (including yogi star) Nartuo 606 remained with a few trolls behind him. He jumped into the air plunging his blade into keiichis back. Keichi thew his wings in the air and yelled in pain, Naruto 606 used this time to jump off of keiichis back and hit The great admin where it hurt, The great admin had seen enough. Redemption turned around and pulled out his scroll, of instant I.P. ban and wiped out all of the trolls, leaving naruto 606 on the floor crying out in pain, naruto managed to escape to the wastelands known as google. He decided to find another fable comunity to reside in, he asked the great inquizitor for such place. The inquizotor whispered "Projectego" and naruto used the portals in google to teleport straight there, he changed his name to "Cobalt Gamer" and the rest it histor.
Lol and thats my story