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Hypothetical Situation, I swear (douchebag post)

Man, I've blacked out for a few seconds after being hit in the balls. Can a c*nt punt do that, Kween?
 
No I've never blacked out after being 'c*nt punted'. But that's probably because I'm far more of a man than you. :troll:
 
Yeah, but necromancer seems like he's kinda a pussy. So I'm not sure how much that really means.
 
The only time I would consider it fair to use a balls attack would be if defending against a rapist, I guess.

  1. A rapist forfeit his right to call himself a man anymore.
  2. Sweet, sweet irony.
 
Walker said:
Yeah, but necromancer seems like he's kinda a pussy. So I'm not sure how much that really means.
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OH HO HO

Either way I have nothing to fear.
 
This makes me wonder about those guys who find immense pleasure from getting punched, kicked, and stomped in the nuts. When I get kicked in the balls, I become paralyzed and drool like a baby... how someone can find joy in such an activity is beyond me.
 
Getting hit the nuts is a big no-no. I haven't blacked out or anything like that, but I've been brought to that weird "face-in-the-dirt-holding-stomach" pose for a good 10 minutes. Also; drooling (as mentioned), crying, limping for a good while, etc.

Alas, I don't have any ladybits, so I can't really compare. But I have to imagine a swift **** punt would be pretty horrible as well, but for some reason women don't seem to have such a fascination with hitting each other in the genitals as much as men do, so I've honestly never seen a girl in a smashed snatch state.

Seriously, why do guys hit each other in the nuts? It isn't even funny.
 
It is probably equal to actually getting hit in the penis itself, with the sensitive nerve endings and what not.

Not that pleasant.

Still doesn't come close to an actual shot to the testicles though.
 
Funny how this thread descended into people talking about getting punched in the balls, that would have solved the issue before it began. Probably should have smacked yourself in the balls & stopped thinking with your male appendage rather than your head & stopped taking what you already have for granted & nipped this fantasy in the bud before it started.
 
Dark Drakan said:
Funny how this thread descended into people talking about getting punched in the balls, that would have solved the issue before it began. Probably should have smacked yourself in the balls & stopped thinking with your male appendage rather than your head & stopped taking what you already have for granted & nipped this fantasy in the bud before it started.
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And project thread derailment was successful :troll:

Tomorrow? THE WORLD!
 
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