Hypothetical Situation, I swear (douchebag post)
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It's ironic. Though I'd be amazed to find anyone who fights on the streets with honor and rules these days, unless they're just sparring.
Honor is one of many things that has faded in today's world, but ball busting is useful for those who have no idea how to fight when in trouble. Why risk getting yourself beat up on the street, followed by a mugging or worse (even if the attacker is unarmed)? Take the opportunity and run, smarter than trying to be a badass and failing.
You have a good point, but that's not what I mean, I'm talking about a fair fight between two men who disgree about something to the point where fist are the only way to settle it or alternatively as you said sparring. If some scumbag trys to sink so low as mug you, then as far as I'm concerned he's not a man, by all means go for the gonads, it's your life (and wallet at stake.) There's no shame in running from that sort of person either you never know how it could end. I'm just saying in general in a book about manliness (which I assume covers chivalry and such.) I didn't expect ball busting to be covered. In all honesty though fighting fair isn't about being a badass, it's more to do with empathy and respect than anything, when you fight someone you want to leave them with a few bruises and bumps, not blind or unable to have children for the rest of their lives.
There's fighting then there's just being a viscous b******, only reason to be the latter is if the bloke you're up against isn't going to play fair themselves.
Like I said if someones trying to prey on you get as dirty as you can, same if you were in a war and you were rolling around on the floor with a man who wanted to kill you, stick your thumbs up his nostrils and boot him in the bollocks if you have to, but if it's just settling a difference of opinion something fight fair, chances are they won't want to cripple or kill you especially if you know them.
Bitches please. If I'm under attack, honor can go **** itself.
Your balls are mine.
(a little homo)
Your balls are mine.
(a little homo)
Uhm... I'm happy to hear that. Really, all I can say is that my life's dreams have been accomplished. The douchiest conversation I've started in five weeks descended into a conversation about the acceptability of dickpunches.
SUCH SERENDIPITOUS SUITABILITY! (I'm gonna pretend it was an accident, and not premeditated and foreordained.)
EDIT:
Dear sir, I laughed my ass off when I read that. Not sure why.
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
You're of the non-ball-bearing kind.
You wouldn't understand, queen.
And no, it doesn't even begin to compare...
You wouldn't understand, queen.
And no, it doesn't even begin to compare...
inb4 queen has balls posts
I could say the same to you. You've never had a vagina. Or you have and... I'm not going there. Vagina kicking, boobie punching and child birthing. I've experience 2 of those, but I'll leave Angel to comment on the last.
The two I've experienced wasn't a lovely experience and they definitely hurt more than any other part of my body when being struck.
Now that I think of it, you Giki would be a great guinea pig having both male and female parts and teh bewbs. Up for a little pugilism?
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
I call bullshit. My girlfriend is waaaay too casually willing to nail me in the nuts. If lady-crotch-punches hurt as much she'd have more sympathy.
The big difference there is that you probably would dare hit your girlfriend amirite? She knows this. You are powerless m'fraid.