Re: I hate this dude
Maybe he has severe dissociative identity disorder, to the point that he bought another house/apartment and for his second personality to live in?
Or maybe mr man jr is the guy that mr man hates! The reason they have the same screen name is the same reason that they like the same woman! They're brothers who were separated at birth because of an unfortunate mountain exploding accident, then brought together via a beautiful woman (who was once a beautiful man, named Stephen) named Lily. But wait, there is a twist! You will notice one brother's name is mr man jr. Have you figured it out? That's right! Not only are they brothers, but also father and son! Not even M. Night Shyamalan could have predicted this! Also they all die.
Also, don't ask her out. If anything be really, really cruel and mean to her. Chicks love being treated like ****. Call her fat, especially if she's really skinny.