If anyone fancies a spot of cooking...
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Re: If anyone fancies a spot of cooking...
I can't quite make up my mind on whether this is quite hot or completely and utterly repulsive. On the one hand, semen *is* nice in many ways, especially when it's someone elses. On the other, I cannot see how semen would even fit into cooking. It's got such a strange texture. It's like snot, but if you rub it between your index finger and thumb vigorously enough, it turns almost foamy. And the taste can often be quite salty. Am I going too far here? Anyway, my point is, semen should not be in food. Enjoyed on its own, sure, but definitely not in some sort of freaky human-based cheese or milk.
Edit: I apologise if I've gone too far and offended anybody. There are elements of sarcasm in my post.
I can't quite make up my mind on whether this is quite hot or completely and utterly repulsive. On the one hand, semen *is* nice in many ways, especially when it's someone elses. On the other, I cannot see how semen would even fit into cooking. It's got such a strange texture. It's like snot, but if you rub it between your index finger and thumb vigorously enough, it turns almost foamy. And the taste can often be quite salty. Am I going too far here? Anyway, my point is, semen should not be in food. Enjoyed on its own, sure, but definitely not in some sort of freaky human-based cheese or milk.
Edit: I apologise if I've gone too far and offended anybody. There are elements of sarcasm in my post.
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Re: If anyone fancies a spot of cooking...
I was going to make a "cooking is for women reference" but I clicked the link and... Just no.
I'm leaving now.
I was going to make a "cooking is for women reference" but I clicked the link and... Just no.
I'm leaving now.
Re: If anyone fancies a spot of cooking...
I just loled very hard.
"Mum, what's for desert?"
"ITTTT'S SPERM JELLY!"
I just loled very hard.
"Mum, what's for desert?"
"ITTTT'S SPERM JELLY!"
Re: If anyone fancies a spot of cooking...
I feel scared after reading that. Why did you rub semen in-between your fingers :|?
Psychosis;345667 said:
I feel scared after reading that. Why did you rub semen in-between your fingers :|?
Re: If anyone fancies a spot of cooking...
Who doesn't love it? You can cook with it, play with it, eat it, and make babies with it! :lol:DarkenedSoul;345709 said:
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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his Sperm Count?
It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously... WIERD thread.
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his Sperm Count?
It's over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously... WIERD thread.
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Anywho, how did you find teh link?
DarkenedSoul;345833 said:
Anywho, how did you find teh link?
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Oh Angel dear, I have a wonderful idea for our next anniversary! Just think, we could have a part of eachother inside us! Isn't that romantic, love?projectego;346060 said:
