If you could do anything and get away with it...
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Order four fried chickens and a coke.
Quality mate not quantity, besides them being hookers that means they have experience on their side...and syphilis...damn! didn't think that one through too well did I?
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
I'd steal the rights to Google, Facebook, and Microsoft. Then take them over. Then rename them to Oogle, Facepalm, and Microhard. Then Profit.
I'd also like to aquire a time machine somehow and right any major wrongs I have committed in the past. That includes standing up to people that I should've and didn't.
But that means less experience...
Can I have 50,000+ female virgins who are just really, really good?
1) Get virgins.
2) Get hookers.
3) Get mindshift machine.
4) Place hooker minds into virgins.
5) Celebrate with caek.
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
What's with this fascination with hookers? They're disgusting, both bodily and in mind. You've just ruined several good virgins right there.
Plus they'd charge you afterwards.
Plus they'd charge you afterwards.
You do have a point, 50,000 hookers would probably cost me a lot of money...
Plus they are pretty skanky, this I admit. 50,000 curious virgins would most likely be a better alternative, probably wouldn't need that many though.
Plus they are pretty skanky, this I admit. 50,000 curious virgins would most likely be a better alternative, probably wouldn't need that many though.
Hey, I just used what was being said, coming down to that hookers are the ones with experience. Personally, I'd rather just find the girl of my dreams. I don'tknow who that is, but I guess I'l find out when I see her. For me, I think it's way better than 50,000 women of which everyone complains if you should even consider them...
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
50.000 girls.
365 nights per year.
50.000/365=137 (well, 136.9)
So that's one new woman every night for 137 years.
....
A tad excessive.
I'd go to each and every politician that had selfish thoughts of power-gain/loss, sock 'em, and say "NO! No more!" and I'd get them all fired permanently, with no severance package.
This might take a while, but it would be satisfying.
Then I'd gather them and the stupid of humanity into a rocketship and launch it into the sun.
Afterwards, finally, there would finally be just a little peace and quiet in the world. Plus, it would solve world hunger (after I develop an ingenius logistical plan to provide for the delivery of goods anywhere in the world).
This might take a while, but it would be satisfying.
Then I'd gather them and the stupid of humanity into a rocketship and launch it into the sun.
Afterwards, finally, there would finally be just a little peace and quiet in the world. Plus, it would solve world hunger (after I develop an ingenius logistical plan to provide for the delivery of goods anywhere in the world).
But Doctor Who, pour example, is around the 909 mark now... so it's not excessive if you're a Time Lord.
Or just sex hungry,