If you could do anything and get away with it...

[Arseface]

They would be 16 year old chavs by hobbe's standards.

 

[Angel]

Hobbe has...standards?

 

[Arseface]

But they're so low, only he can see them.

 

[Firis]

Order four fried chickens and a coke.

 

[Arseface]

And two pieces of dry, white toast.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

A few hundred? Up the game, dude. I have 50,000+...

Quality mate not quantity, besides them being hookers that means they have experience on their side...and syphilis...damn! didn't think that one through too well did I?

 

[Tsuyu]

I'd rather have 50.000+ female virgins. Horse less ridden and all that.

 

[L0ki]

I'd steal the rights to Google, Facebook, and Microsoft. Then take them over. Then rename them to Oogle, Facepalm, and Microhard. Then Profit.

 

[Firis]

I'd rather have 50.000+ female virgins. Horse less ridden and all that.

Why not 50,000+ female virgins, that are into horses?

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

I'd also like to aquire a time machine somehow and right any major wrongs I have committed in the past. That includes standing up to people that I should've and didn't.

 

[HobbeBrain]

I'd rather have 50.000+ female virgins. Horse less ridden and all that.

But that means less experience...

Can I have 50,000+ female virgins who are just really, really good?

 

[D3m190d]

But that means less experience...

Can I have 50,000+ female virgins who are just really, really good?

1) Get virgins.
2) Get hookers.
3) Get mindshift machine.
4) Place hooker minds into virgins.
5) Celebrate with caek.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

1) Get virgins.
2) Get hookers.
3) Get mindshift machine.
4) Place hooker minds into virgins.
5) Celebrate with caek.

I think D3M190d's pretty much nailed it right here.

 

[Tsuyu]

What's with this fascination with hookers? They're disgusting, both bodily and in mind. You've just ruined several good virgins right there.

Plus they'd charge you afterwards.

 

[SelfAppointedGunslinger]

You do have a point, 50,000 hookers would probably cost me a lot of money...

Plus they are pretty skanky, this I admit. 50,000 curious virgins would most likely be a better alternative, probably wouldn't need that many though.

 

[D3m190d]

Hey, I just used what was being said, coming down to that hookers are the ones with experience. Personally, I'd rather just find the girl of my dreams. I don'tknow who that is, but I guess I'l find out when I see her. For me, I think it's way better than 50,000 women of which everyone complains if you should even consider them...

 

[Tsuyu]

You do have a point, 50,000 hookers would probably cost me a lot of money...

Plus they are pretty skanky, this I admit. 50,000 curious virgins would most likely be a better alternative, probably wouldn't need that many though.

50.000 girls.

365 nights per year.

50.000/365=137 (well, 136.9)

So that's one new woman every night for 137 years.

....

A tad excessive.

 

[Arseface]

But what if I wanted two or three a night? It evens out.

 

[Drew2686]

I'd go to each and every politician that had selfish thoughts of power-gain/loss, sock 'em, and say "NO! No more!" and I'd get them all fired permanently, with no severance package.

This might take a while, but it would be satisfying.

Then I'd gather them and the stupid of humanity into a rocketship and launch it into the sun.



Afterwards, finally, there would finally be just a little peace and quiet in the world. Plus, it would solve world hunger (after I develop an ingenius logistical plan to provide for the delivery of goods anywhere in the world).

 

[HobbeBrain]

50.000 girls.

365 nights per year.

50.000/365=137 (well, 136.9)

So that's one new woman every night for 137 years.

....

A tad excessive.

But Doctor Who, pour example, is around the 909 mark now... so it's not excessive if you're a Time Lord.

Or just sex hungry, like me.