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If you could do anything and get away with it...

Id control peoples minds lol i know that you think i wanna do that

but seriuosly id probaly:
1.buy an island and called it mrmanishere
2.build my own giant robot with the help of eds beautiful women
3.throw a giant party on the island and everyone the forums would be invited
4.at the party everyone would were a giant funny hat
5.on the pier my own slaves would make a giant statue (made of gold) of the picture ed drew of me
6.give everyone £/$1000000000000000
7.the goverment would be forced to be lead by me and it would be called the fable 3 community forums
8.name every state of america after a member eg:johndoe azer hobbe brain tyrant lord
9.send hermit to justin biebers house and let him kill him
10.buy immortality from reaver and have a barbecue with mjmajarin
 
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I'd also like to make my room a little more sound resistant. Not too much as I still need to hear people calling me from downstairs, be enough so that I can't be disturbed by all the noise that the little brats round the block make in the morning to wake me up. Also it filters out any T.V. noise that my brother's set makes from the next room. This way I never get my sleep disturbed again unless it's important.

Also this would be my alarm clock theme tune.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPvZreDv3ds
 
looking at the thread again, i seem to remember an old one where everyone was asked what superpower they wanted and the general consensus was time control so we could get away with perverted things.
don't know why it popped into my head, but relevant maybe?
 
cheezMcNASTY said:
looking at the thread again, i seem to remember an old one where everyone was asked what superpower they wanted and the general consensus was time control so we could get away with perverted things.
don't know why it popped into my head, but relevant maybe?
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I STARTED THAT THREAD OMFG.

Therefore I declare it relevant.

Please continue.
 
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I think I'd invent an empathy synthesizer of some kind. Then I'd fit one to every pyschopath or otherwise extremely inconsiderate person I can find to compensate for their lack of emotional understanding. They'd actually get other people then, plus we'd be a lot closer to the impossible dream of world peace.
 
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SelfAppointedGunslinger said:
I think I'd invent an empathy synthesizer of some kind. Then I'd fit one to every pyschopath or otherwise extremely inconsiderate person I can find to compensate for their lack of emotional understanding. They'd actually get other people then, plus we'd be a lot closer to the impossible dream of world peace.
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This sounds like a good idea. This kid at the park today threatened to kick me in the balls because I said he got boners over dogs. Now, if he saw it from my point of view...
 
HobbeBrain said:
This kid at the park today threatened to kick me in the balls
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You'd think someone would have invented a protective cock and balls pack or something by now, to prevent such injuries (or have they already? :/.) I mean...there are enough males who hate the thought of a kick in the balls around to justify it's invention.

Imagine it hobbes. You could stand there ****ing yourself (not literally) in triumphant laughter as the enraged kid tries hopelessly to destroy your daddy buttons. Eventually he just passes out in exhaustion, leaving you and countless other males unharmed thanks to the all new Ballbusterblocker2000 :cool:.
 
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SelfAppointedGunslinger said:
You'd think someone would have invented a protective cock and balls pack or something by now, to prevent such injuries (or have they already? :/.) I mean...there are enough males who hate the thought of a kick in the balls around to justify it's invention.

Imagine it hobbes. You could stand there ****ing yourself (not literally) in triumphant laughter as the enraged kid tries hopelessly to destroy your daddy buttons. Eventually he just passes out in exhaustion, leaving you and countless other males unharmed thanks to the all new Ballbusterblocker2000 :cool:.
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It's a pretty common device...
 
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I'd probably have a good rummage through a few armories around the world, you know take a surplus rifle here a tank there maybe a T-34 and a panther tank (if there are any panthers left anyway.) Don't know where I'd keep them, perhaps have them fitted in the town center as a monument and put some railings around it to keep the scrotes away from it. That'll be my little aesthetic contribution to the community. The rifles would be used to decorate my living room.
 
Tyloric said:
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
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It does.

If god is omnipotent, then supposedly he could make a boulder that he couldn't lift. If he couldn't, then he's obviously not omnipotent. If he could, then it would prove that he couldn't do something (lift the boulder), proving he's not omnipotent. PARADOX!
 
Arseface said:
It does.

If god is omnipotent, then supposedly he could make a boulder that he couldn't lift. If he couldn't, then he's obviously not omnipotent. If he could, then it would prove that he couldn't do something (lift the boulder), proving he's not omnipotent. PARADOX!
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But..... he could make a bolder he couldn't lift, then make himself able to lift it, so he's not unable to lift it anymore, but he couldn't lift it before, so he still couldn't lift it, but now he can.

:)
 
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