MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

[Cobalt Gamer]

Re: MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

Nice idea's, see this is why I come here for advice, you guys always have good advice. I suppose it is half the truth, my girlfriend wont stop blaming herself that which is annoying, I don't see how it could be either of our faults, I've put it down to just a simple unfortunate incident.

 

[Dark Drakan]

Re: MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

You have snapped your banjo string as they say (the Frenulum). Not a massive deal really but can cause alarm as there is a small artery there (hence the amount of blood). Be careful and dont have sex until its properly healed because if you cause to much scar tissue there then it could tear again in future.

 

[Tsuyu]

Re: MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

Speaking from experience, are we Andy? :lol:

 

[ScareCrowReturn]

Re: MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

Sorry to say this, But thats F*ckin' Hillarious man! Hahahahahaha.. :lol:

Never heard of that before.. Cant help ya out, Bud.

Goodluck!

 

[Dark Drakan]

Re: MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

Speaking from experience, are we Andy? :lol:

That would be telling... :lol:

 

[HeroOfCrapsalot]

Re: MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

I do appreciate the irony, however I don't appreciate the fact i got blood all over my bed sheets D: Since the pain stopped all I'm worried about now is trying to explain to my mum why my sheets have a bloody hand print on them and a big patch of it. Kinda don't want my mum to fine out xD

Here's an idea:
Do your own laundry.

 

[HobbeBrain]

Re: MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

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Couldn't you have said 'For mature audiences only' or something before you launched right into the description???

Also, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa thanks for making me laugh.

You are a cruel, cruel person.

 

[Noctus]

Re: MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

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Couldn't you have said 'For mature audiences only' or something before you launched right into the description???

Don't try and tell me you haven't seen and heard worse in sexual education.

 

[Noctus]

Re: MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

And this is called a vagina. If you'll look at the diagram, you'll see that there's a lot of worthless skin around it, and this is called a woman.

To me it's all worthless. :c

 

[Havik]

Re: MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

And this is called a vagina. If you'll look at the diagram, you'll see that there's a lot of worthless skin around it, and this is called a woman.

Lol epic haha thats funny

Glad to hear its getting better.
Just do your laundry? Depending on the amount of blood a small bandaid might not work.
or you can spill something over it and cover the blood, like orange soda or something lol but you only have a small window of opportunity.
I think doing your own laundry would be your best choice

 

[Necromancer]

Re: MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

And this is called a vagina. If you'll look at the diagram, you'll see that there's a lot of worthless skin around it, and this is called a woman.

That made my day. +rep, seriously. :lol:

 

[James Butts]

Re: MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

And this is called a vagina. If you'll look at the diagram, you'll see that there's a lot of worthless skin around it, and this is called a woman.

Hahaha thats awesome, you truly deserve a +rep don't feel dirty, just take it lol but that was an amazing post.

 

[ali1238]

Re: MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

"JohnDoe will help me! He knows everything! Even how to 'fix a penis'!"

He can do more things with a penis than you know...

 

[Daemon300]

Re: MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

Hmmm... We didn't see him here for a couple of months. Now he suddenly goes back, we help him (again) and then he disappears (again)...

Dun dun dun?

 

[Havik]

Re: MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

He can do more things with a penis than you know...

Lol i dont want to know

 

[Cobalt Gamer]

Re: MAJORE PROBLEM NEED HELP ASAP!!

Hmmm... We didn't see him here for a couple of months. Now he suddenly goes back, we help him (again) and then he disappears (again)...

Dun dun dun?

I am here, I'm always here, I never disappear, I just lurk.