Near death experiences

[HobbeBrain]

Satan:
Immortal.

God:
Immortal

Buddha:
Reincarnates.

The Easter Bunny:
If you even think about killing this guy you're a heartless bastard.

Santa:
Ditto.

Angel Gabriel:
Immortal.

Captain Jack Harkness:
Immortal.

The Doctor:
Regenerates.

That Monkey From PotC:
Undead.

Nathan from Misfits:
Immortal.

Scrat:
Seemingly immortal.

Any Of The Baddies From Any Of The Home Alone Films:
I counted, they should have died a total of FORTY SIX times across all the films. That must mean something.

Clint Eastwood:
He's just too cool.

 

[D3m190d]

Satan:
Immortal.

God:
Immortal

Buddha:
Reincarnates.

The Easter Bunny:
If you even think about killing this guy you're a heartless bastard.

Santa:
Ditto.

Angel Gabriel:
Immortal.

Captain Jack Harkness:
Immortal.

The Doctor:
Regenerates.

That Monkey From PotC:
Undead.

Nathan from Misfits:
Immortal.

Scrat:
Seemingly immortal.

Any Of The Baddies From Any Of The Home Alone Films:
I counted, they should have died a total of FORTY SIX times across all the films. That must mean something.

Clint Eastwood:
He's just too cool.

Hellooooo, what about Kenny? South Park, anyone? =|

 

[HobbeBrain]

Hellooooo, what about Kenny? South Park, anyone? =|

Him too. Kenny is just... Kenny has the benefit of forces beyond our understanding.

 

[mjmarin12]

Hellooooo, what about Kenny? South Park, anyone? =|

Kenny is a sexy beast who doesnt die for nuthing except my wing a ding.