New Year!

[TRA Rotid]

It's coming, you can't stop it!
And since I have the opportunity now I'll just go on and wish everyone a happny new year! See you in 2013!

 

[Skotekal]

Happny New Year. Well, in about a day here.

 

[Angel]

Well, seeing as I'm probably the only person on the planet who isn't doing anything this year (I'm babysitting for my sister. Oh joy etc), may I take this opportunity to be the third person to wish you all a very happy new year and may 2013 not suck giant hairy monkey goolies if 2012 has been crappy for you. Screw debt, natural disasters, sickness and death - we'll have none of you next year, thanks.

See you all on the other side!

 

[Purple Nurple]

happy new year may your morning be filled with regret and your liver heavy laden

 

[Daemon300]

Happy new year, my good sirs and ladies.

 

[Tsuyu]

New Year's is my Christmas.

I smell so strongly of gunpowder it is orgasmic just to sniff me.

Life is good.

 

[queenofdisco]

Happy new year people of Rotid's thread.

 

[TRA Rotid]

Well my new year started with me and a couple of other guys watching the fireworks from the barracks until one guy stormed in to give us all a sip of (secretly smuggled in) kid's champagne. Then we were told to quiet down a bit and then we simply went to bed.

 

[Quistrix]

I've decided that for 2013 I no longer wish to be an adult. So if anyone needs me for the next year I'll be in my pillow fort, colouring.

 

[TRA Rotid]

I've decided that for 2013 I no longer wish to be an adult. So if anyone needs me for the next year I'll be in my pillow fort, colouring.

Took you long enough.

 

[Daniel Ray]

^Interesting year thus far, eh?

 

[HobbeBrain]

2012 was a fun year, new James Bond, new Doctor Who companion...

I found out that just because there's shampoo in my bathroom that smells like lemons that doesn't mean it tastes like them

I had some girl try to get revenge on me by spreading a rumour that I don't have a bellend

I watched my friend turn yellow and feel like he was gonna throw up and just laughed because we were both really high at the time

I thought up a killer idea to get ****loads of money (mint flavoured marshmellows)

After many trials and tribulations, I managed to find boobs on Chatroulette

I managed to get drunk during a House drama play... at school

And I also survived the end of the world... three times.

But most importantly...

...I can jizz.

HAPPY NEW YEAR YA BASTARDS

 

[queenofdisco]

But most importantly...

...I can jizz.

 

[Purple Nurple]

But most importantly...

...I can jizz.

In all seriousness, fair enough. Congrats man. But I still hear you don't have a bellend :troll:

 

[Tsuyu]

What's a bellend?

 

[queenofdisco]

PENIS!

 

[Tsuyu]

You Brits are weird.

 

[queenofdisco]

Thank you.

 

[Tyloric]

I think this might be my most favorite thread ever.

 

[HobbeBrain]

In all seriousness, fair enough. Congrats man. But I still hear you don't have a bellend :troll:

Purps, in all seriousness you are actually brilliant

What's a bellend?

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I tried to make it as least graphic as possible while still displaying what a bellend was in enough detail.