Plain. Pathetic.
Alright, everyone knows the brotherly fights you always get in, right? Well between me and my brother, he is an idiot. I outsmart him with words, he gets ****ed, resorts to violence, and I either put him in his place for the next month or my dad breaks it up and I get in **** for arguing and he cries (and he's sixteen) and goes to his room. Well I got in another fight with him because I proved him wrong and he got ****y and cracked me on the shoulder. I said to stop. He hit me again. So I stand up and he tries to headlock me. But the idiot used 2 arms and I only used one to retaliate and beat the living **** out of his face. So then he weakens his grip and I let go. Now here is the pathetic and funny part. He spits on me. Yes. Spits on me. Immature much? So I laugh at him and call him a pansy and sit back down. And I thought he'd learn, but he didn't. He kicks me in the head when I thought he gave up. Then he headlocks me again. Yes, he only knows how to headlock. No he still doesn't realize that i can squeeze his arms together with one arm to relieve the pressure. So I continue to nail his ribs with my fist and he lets go, and I stop hitting. Then guess what? He spits on me again.
Well, I was bored and slightly amused by this scrap and wanted to share it with you guys. :lol: He's pretty pathetic for sixteen, eh?
Alright, everyone knows the brotherly fights you always get in, right? Well between me and my brother, he is an idiot. I outsmart him with words, he gets ****ed, resorts to violence, and I either put him in his place for the next month or my dad breaks it up and I get in **** for arguing and he cries (and he's sixteen) and goes to his room. Well I got in another fight with him because I proved him wrong and he got ****y and cracked me on the shoulder. I said to stop. He hit me again. So I stand up and he tries to headlock me. But the idiot used 2 arms and I only used one to retaliate and beat the living **** out of his face. So then he weakens his grip and I let go. Now here is the pathetic and funny part. He spits on me. Yes. Spits on me. Immature much? So I laugh at him and call him a pansy and sit back down. And I thought he'd learn, but he didn't. He kicks me in the head when I thought he gave up. Then he headlocks me again. Yes, he only knows how to headlock. No he still doesn't realize that i can squeeze his arms together with one arm to relieve the pressure. So I continue to nail his ribs with my fist and he lets go, and I stop hitting. Then guess what? He spits on me again.
Well, I was bored and slightly amused by this scrap and wanted to share it with you guys. :lol: He's pretty pathetic for sixteen, eh?
) only to find that Im locked in the basement. now Im ****ed. I demand that he unlock the door right now, only to be answered by the classic "no, your gonna hit me!". damn right, if you dont unlock the door right now. luckily there are tools in the basement so when I finnaly unlock the door from the other side, I find him holding a broom handle like a spear ready to skewer me if I make any sudden movements. I take one step twards my room "back off! get away from me!" what the hell am I, a jaguar? he comes at me with the broom, I knock it to the side and teach him another lesson. the end.