Please tell me how pathetic I am.
- Thread starter Walker
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True that. There's a severe lack of pics of this woman in the thread.
Walker go swipe a few from her facebook and post them for our amusement.
Wait, are you having an internal argument for a 3 year gap in a (potential) relationship? Where I come from thats pretty ****ing normal. And she's even 18! It's legal! Not to mention thats when they're the horniest.
Wait, you feel pathetic because you MIGHT date an 18 year old and you are 21? I dated a 17 year old when I was 20.. I felt bad at the start, but you get over it. But then i broke up with her, Hah.
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
Doesn't it? I thought you had the suicidee slicing his gut open and the assistant lobbing his head off with one clean slice?
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
I'm pretty sure that if possible (i.e you're not alone) you were supposed to have one of your underlings chop off your head.
Sorry, "am going to go on a date with an 18-year-old."
In the interest of simplifying things, I'll just jump off the Chesapeake Bay Bridge instead. Which is wildly depressing and unclassy, since I knew at least one person who did jump off that bridge, so forget I said anything.
Ain't gonna happen. I don't need to help you masturbate. And that sentence is leading me to more loving thoughts of that bridge.
On the the other hand, tehehe.. Were you meant to make a pun about masturbating? or am I jsut turned on right now?
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
You don't, no. But I wouldn't mind you giving me a hand. :troll:
Two things: First, Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is a terrible, terrible, terrible first date movie.
Second, I have something else to feel pathetic about. Kissing. Being me, I might as well feel pathetic about that AND about the whole 18-year-old thing.
Also, while I'm at it, I suddenly have a surplus of potential dates, which is like, WTF, timing? Library customer-chick has made it blatantly apparent that she has a thing for me, and chick who formerly kinda had a thing for me (I think) just had her facebook status go to "single." Also, pretty sure that former volunteer-coworker has a thing for me. (Wow, I overused that phrase.)
****. Now I want to cut off my own hand and burn it and scatter the ashes just so you can never have it in any way. SO HORRIFIED.
Second, I have something else to feel pathetic about. Kissing. Being me, I might as well feel pathetic about that AND about the whole 18-year-old thing.
Also, while I'm at it, I suddenly have a surplus of potential dates, which is like, WTF, timing? Library customer-chick has made it blatantly apparent that she has a thing for me, and chick who formerly kinda had a thing for me (I think) just had her facebook status go to "single." Also, pretty sure that former volunteer-coworker has a thing for me. (Wow, I overused that phrase.)
****. Now I want to cut off my own hand and burn it and scatter the ashes just so you can never have it in any way. SO HORRIFIED.