Please tell me how pathetic I am.
- Thread starter Walker
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You guys...seriously, you've made my Christmas with this thread 
Walker, you are not pathetic. If you really were you would not be going on a date with anyone. Want pathetic love stories? I got a million and they all involve horrendously embarrassing rejection and, in most cases, public humiliation. First boyfriend wasn't until I was nearly 18 and that was a COMPLETE shambles. Five years later I hooked up with a 19 year old - that raised a couple of eyebrows but he's like old now and everything so it doesn't matter anymore. Although people thinking I got pregnant by him when he was 15 makes for some interesting dinner conversation...
If I ever went to dinner parties, that is. Which I don't. But the turn of phrase served its purpose for this thread.
Walker, you are not pathetic. If you really were you would not be going on a date with anyone. Want pathetic love stories? I got a million and they all involve horrendously embarrassing rejection and, in most cases, public humiliation. First boyfriend wasn't until I was nearly 18 and that was a COMPLETE shambles. Five years later I hooked up with a 19 year old - that raised a couple of eyebrows but he's like old now and everything so it doesn't matter anymore. Although people thinking I got pregnant by him when he was 15 makes for some interesting dinner conversation...
If I ever went to dinner parties, that is. Which I don't. But the turn of phrase served its purpose for this thread.
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
You guys...seriously, you've made my Christmas with this thread
Walker, you are not pathetic. If you really were you would not be going on a date with anyone. Want pathetic love stories? I got a million and they all involve horrendously embarrassing rejection and, in most cases, public humiliation. First boyfriend wasn't until I was nearly 18 and that was a COMPLETE shambles. Five years later I hooked up with a 19 year old - that raised a couple of eyebrows but he's like old now and everything so it doesn't matter anymore. Although people thinking I got pregnant by him when he was 15 makes for some interesting dinner conversation...
If I ever went to dinner parties, that is. Which I don't. But the turn of phrase served its purpose for this thread.
Well, ****, now if I want to be as cool as Angel I need to go find a 25-year-old. Hmmmm...
But yeah, now we've revised my problems from "angsting over the fact that she's 18" to "angsting over the fact that she's my sister's best friend and goes to school in Pennsylvania.
What the ****. It's really disturbing that she and my sister keep referring to themselves as sisters. It's like, what the ****, you want me to never get a boner again.
Tsuyu
is wearing Queen's lace panties.
Tsuyu is more than happy to go leaping over the Cliff of Creepy and plunge into the River of Raunch, only to be borne out to the Sea of Sickness. I think, for him, the Sea of Sickness is open to the Ocean of Orgasm, but he must have some kind of secured private canal (the Carnal Canal, possibly) not open to the rest of us.