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Please tell me how pathetic I am.

If it comes to that Walker, I'd be honoured to be the one to cut your head off.
 
Wait, are you having an internal argument for a 3 year gap in a (potential) relationship? Where I come from thats pretty ****ing normal. And she's even 18! It's legal! Not to mention thats when they're the horniest.
 
Wait, you feel pathetic because you MIGHT date an 18 year old and you are 21? I dated a 17 year old when I was 20.. I felt bad at the start, but you get over it. But then i broke up with her, Hah.
 
Gikoku said:
Except, seppuku doesn't involve decapitation?
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Doesn't it? I thought you had the suicidee slicing his gut open and the assistant lobbing his head off with one clean slice?
 
Tsuyu said:
Doesn't it? I thought you had the suicidee slicing his gut open and the assistant lobbing his head off with one clean slice?
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I've never seen it done it like that before, just the slicing of the guts open.
 
I'm pretty sure that if possible (i.e you're not alone) you were supposed to have one of your underlings chop off your head.

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ScareCrowReturn said:
Wait, you feel pathetic because you MIGHT date an 18 year old and you are 21? I dated a 17 year old when I was 20.. I felt bad at the start, but you get over it. But then i broke up with her, Hah.
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Sorry, "am going to go on a date with an 18-year-old."

D3m190d said:
Lovely conversation, gentlemen.
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In the interest of simplifying things, I'll just jump off the Chesapeake Bay Bridge instead. Which is wildly depressing and unclassy, since I knew at least one person who did jump off that bridge, so forget I said anything.

cheezMcNASTY said:
True that. There's a severe lack of pics of this woman in the thread.
Walker go swipe a few from her facebook and post them for our amusement.
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Ain't gonna happen. I don't need to help you masturbate. And that sentence is leading me to more loving thoughts of that bridge.
 
Walker said:
Ain't gonna happen. I don't need to help you masturbate. And that sentence is leading me to more loving thoughts of that bridge.
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On the contrary. I don't need your help to masturbate. :cheez:
 
Thank god for small mercies.
 
Walker said:
Ain't gonna happen. I don't need to help you masturbate. And that sentence is leading me to more loving thoughts of that bridge.
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Implying she's totally worth it.

Man, Walker, you're one cruel dude.
 
Two things: First, Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is a terrible, terrible, terrible first date movie.

Second, I have something else to feel pathetic about. Kissing. Being me, I might as well feel pathetic about that AND about the whole 18-year-old thing.

Also, while I'm at it, I suddenly have a surplus of potential dates, which is like, WTF, timing? Library customer-chick has made it blatantly apparent that she has a thing for me, and chick who formerly kinda had a thing for me (I think) just had her facebook status go to "single." Also, pretty sure that former volunteer-coworker has a thing for me. (Wow, I overused that phrase.)

Tsuyu said:
You don't, no. But I wouldn't mind you giving me a hand. :troll:
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****. Now I want to cut off my own hand and burn it and scatter the ashes just so you can never have it in any way. SO HORRIFIED.
 
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