Random Villager Moments

[Angel]

Random Villager Moments

Just heard a drunk in Bloodstone yelling "I'm gonna take a massive dump on all your heads. That'll teach you"

And some bird in Westcliff going on and on about the perfect stew...

The villagers are far more weird than they used to be in Fable 1, that's for sure...

 

[MasterJh]

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The best ones are the little kids when they sleep e.g. "I hope you fall......and hurt yourself......badly." or "I...Am...The......Lizard Queen!..."

 

[Jedimindtrixxx]

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i heard this chick on bowerstone go "you dont look much like a conjurer, more like a will-user" or along the lines of that.

 

[Darg]

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I welcome the weirdness. It's good to see Fable 2 has as much of a sense of humor as the original. =)

 

[Watson]

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When I was working at the Rookridge Inn, some drunk said a few on the loading screen lines and one (which I can't remember) that almost cracked me up.

 

[SimonKalevra]

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I remember one from Fable 1
"She was all over me... like a big fat cow" (drunk)

 

[Dagzey]

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a little boy playing in bowerstone says to himself "My health is low. Do I have any Potions or Food?"

Games Master: "Spinnerbox! The Thinking Man's Game of Choice!!"

Man in the street asking your dog "Is it true that you lick yourself?"

 

[Lionheart]

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A little girl sleeping "I hope, you fall, and hurt your self...... Badly" And a man that suddenly tuned on me in bloodstone and attacked me for no reason. "The drunkards are funny to.

 

[Jedimindtrixxx]

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Games Master: "Spinnerbox! The Thinking Man's Game of Choice!!"

i heard that one too it cracked me up.


also i heard lady grey say the one on the loading screen "I dont mean to sound like a fatalist, but death is inevitable, is it not? There will always be new generations pushing us into our graves!"

when i saw the loading screen i never pictured lady greys voice on it. it sounded strange coming from her

 

[Darg]

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A strange one, though I can't remember the context... Some guy sat down at the Game Master's table in the Bowerstone bar and just randomly said, "Is it alright if I play without any clothes on at all?" Whoah...

 

[El Mosqueton]

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If you have the Master Chief Title, guards will sometimes say:
"You call yourself Master Chief eh? Well im the only chief here!"

Note that this only happens while they are trying to kill you.

 

[moonfever]

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Some thugs were going to fight, and I came along and played my lute for them, and one of the thugs says, I was going to fight, but you got me out of a bad mood.

 

[ali1238]

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I remember some one saying 'you have a wierd glow about you' as I had maxed out will.

 

[moonfever]

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I remember some one saying 'you have a wierd glow about you' as I had maxed out will.

I've heard that one as well.

 

[Chewy]

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I heard some kid, while I was chopping wood up in Oakdale, going on about Badgers or summat (while sleeping) lol

 

[Dagzey]

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If you have the Master Chief Title, guards will sometimes say:
"You call yourself Master Chief eh? Well im the only chief here!"

Note that this only happens while they are trying to kill you.

i've also heard the bandits in brightwood call me master CHEF, and say sommit 'bout cookin'. can't remember what the actual line was though.

Whilst my daughter was wearing a patchy coat, a villager said the coat was not good enough to puke on

 

[Tymolus]

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Some thugs were going to fight, and I came along and played my lute for them, and one of the thugs says, I was going to fight, but you got me out of a bad mood.

That's great :lol:

 

[Dagzey]

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random dude in Bowerstone Old Town "Whenever i see a tree, I want to cut it into little piecess. Are there any wood cutting jobs available?"

Town Guard in Bowerstone Market, spoken to evil hero. "Don't you dare drink a health potion!!!! ahh, Nuts!!

 

[Arld]

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A random female little girl saying 'I'm so sick of this guildmaster. Yuck!'

 

[Arfboy6]

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when doing blacksmith you can here some funny inuendos