Random Villager Moments

[Garth]

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What is it with cheese and the villagers? I suppose there's something innately intriguing about edible mold, but really.

And I agree about needing to help NPCs realize the error of their ways. The people who irritate me most aren't the bandits, actually, but those smug highwaymen. Nothing immediately comes to mind quote-wise (I've probably wiped them from my memory), but they're always terribly condescending. Not so confident after a shot to the old brainpan.

 

[Butcher Wing]

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I always get a kick when the kids do their little dance and go, "Da-da-da!"

 

[Dagzey]

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My daughter asked if we could plant a tree and watch it grow, then she decided it would be quite boring

 

[moonfever]

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I always get a kick when the kids do their little dance and go, "Da-da-da!"

I love the kids, to bad I have to get married, to have one. Really don't like the husbands. One husband that bit the dust, was the one that told me he was going to spend the rest of his life, sleeping in the castle bed while I was out adventuring.:ninja:

 

[Butcher Wing]

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I love the kids, to bad I have to get married, to have one. Really don't like the husbands. One husband that bit the dust, was the one that told me he was going to spend the rest of his life, sleeping in the castle bed while I was out adventuring.:ninja:

A bed potato?

Sure would be nice to have an adoption agency, if you just want a kid, but not having to worry about lazy spouses!

 

[Minorthreat]

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A bed potato?

Sure would be nice to have an adoption agency, if you just want a kid, but not having to worry about lazy spouses!

I want a celibate wife so I don't have to return home every day to keep her happy. This would go great with the adoption agency idea since she won't be giving me any kids!

+rep

 

[moonfever]

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A bed potato?

Sure would be nice to have an adoption agency, if you just want a kid, but not having to worry about lazy spouses!

Exactly, just hire babysitters.

 

[Minorthreat]

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Exactly, just hire babysitters.

We'd end up getting them pregnant:blush:

 

[moonfever]

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We'd end up getting them pregnant:blush:

Not me, I only play as a girl. Unless of course they are male?

 

[Minorthreat]

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Not me, I only play as a girl. Unless of course they are male?

I suppose they could be why not?:O

How come only as a girl? Nothing wrong with that, just wondering. If a game offers the choice I have to play both. It gives it that much more replay value for me.

 

[Dagzey]

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man whistles and says, "that was for you, not your dog"

 

[Minorthreat]

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man whistles and says, "that was for you, not your dog"

hah that is great.

 

[soldiwr]

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just now i hear but mom it was just a town crier

 

[Dagzey]

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Town Guard:"My dad wanted to me to be a doctor, but it's much more fun breakin' bones than settin' them"

Female Aristocrat:"Are you my sevant? Would you floss my teeth for me?"

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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bandit after dog tears another bandit apart
"he fell down, fair and square!"

little girl apparently playing some imaginary adventerur game.
"i swing my sword for 30 damage!"

 

[moonfever]

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I suppose they could be why not?:O

How come only as a girl? Nothing wrong with that, just wondering. If a game offers the choice I have to play both. It gives it that much more replay value for me.

Why, because for some reason, I make the ugliest guys. My girls turn out right, though.

 

[Xelsaiz]

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"NOOOO! Not the tofu!"
Some poor kid in his sleep.

 

[capt_moroni]

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i like the drunk guy that says:
"give a man a fish and he'll stink up the whole town! you see where I'm going with this? yeah, give him a fishing pole and he'll poke your eye out."

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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just had to bump this. get over it.

heard a kid say "what a noob. its pronounced 'melee.'"

also heard a girl snoring "I hope you fall.... and hurt yourself..... badly...."

 

[sirgage0]

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I love the kids, to bad I have to get married, to have one. Really don't like the husbands. One husband that bit the dust, was the one that told me he was going to spend the rest of his life, sleeping in the castle bed while I was out adventuring.:ninja:

This is duable, actually...At least glitch-wise...Dunno if it works if you have X-Box-Live, though...Married Lady Grey, had kid. MOved to Bloodstone. For some reason, this made an exact copy of her. So I had two Lady Greys, each wanting sex when the other didn't. Eventually, one divorced me. This made both dissapear, but my daughter from Bloodstone still runs around all the time alone and by herself...And she talks about how happy she is all the time....
haha

My favorite quote "I'll make you waaiil like a banshee"