Random Villager Moments

[Dagzey]

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Alchemist in Bloodstone says to me, "Ay, aren't you the one who did that thing, you know, with the stuff?"

 

[xronronx14]

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there was a guy following me in his underwear drunk saying "SEX ME UP BABY!!"

 

[Vampriccat]

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"You wanna bake some cookies?" I just heard on my way to sleep in an inn.

 

[Vampriccat]

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Just now, my brother went to the gypsy camp in Bower Lake and there were people moving fast in line back and forth at a campfire.

Sorry if this ends up double posting.

 

[Minorthreat]

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Just yesterday, all from the same fight I heard 3 really amusing things from the bandits I was killing.

As I shot one guy, another bandit said - oh well one less to split the gold with.
As I shot another guy a bandit said - Oh that looked like it hurt.

I can't remember the third one but I was cracking up.

 

[SgtNewbpuncher]

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When i was doing that Delivery quest, you know when you´re a kid?
Well, when i went back to check at Monty after i had delivered the letter, i saw him standing and talking with the chicks mom, and for some reason, a kid standing next to the mother said " Mother, i´m running away with Monty!", and i´m just like "WTF, the chick is a ginger kid?!" After the whole conversation, the kid says " That was a great fight!". It cracked me up anyways.

 

[laharl]

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my wife once said i was cute, but then said i needed work on my looks

 

[Minorthreat]

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my wife once said i was cute, but then said i needed work on my looks

Yeah they are very inconsistent. I think they need to work on the AI dependent upon certain conditions. Such as, I return home because it said my wife wanted sex. So I give her the come back to my place expression and she says 'only cause it's a biological experiment'.

 

[Vampriccat]

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I think this is common but this duelist guy said something like "It'd be nice to roll in hay. Where are hay?".

 

[laharl]

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^ive heard that alot

 

[Wonderfoole WINO]

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bandit: youd better pay for his funeral, cuz im not!
bandit: what did he ever do to you, besides try to kill ya?
bandit: he had a wife and kids you know!
bandit: oh well, i didnt like him anyway.
bandit: what do you got against bandits!
little girl: if i hold my breath for 30 secounds, i can see funny stuff.
little boy: im a necromancer!
little boy: oh no! my health is low! do i have any potions?
horny town cryer: do the words "roll in the hay" mean anything to you?

the list goes on. the people at lionhead are gods of comedy.

 

[laharl]

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bandit:he was going to retire tommorrow!

 

[Dagzey]

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i had a gay guy in bloodstone started to offer my fem char a "roll in the... hey, wait a minute!!!"

 

[Vampriccat]

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I guess "roll in hay" is quite common indeed!

 

[Gangrenous]

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I heard a random little girl in Bowerstone Market say something along the lines of 'Ilike to Role Play, but my brother says it's only for geeks.' That slayed me

 

[Aions]

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a drunk once said "your like ice cream all covered with cheese" i took it as a complement

 

[Garth]

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Ah, NPCs. Some of these are hilarious.

"Aw, he didn't even have insurance!"
- Bandit, after killing one of his accomplices
"Only bandits can be called Desperado!"
- Bandit to my character, after which I slaughtered him and proved him wrong
"I said forty-nine prayers this morning. My knees are still a bit sore."
- A monk, obviously - was surprised to hear the loading screen reference
"I like cheese. Cheesy cheese."
- One of my character's husbands. The fact that one of his traits is "weird" should explain everything.
"Really? It's not even my birthday!" and "Glad to see you got rid of that 'headache', dear."
- Husband's replies to "Come Hither" expression, heh.

The one to top them all I only heard once. It was after my character was playing it up in front of some of the scoundrels around Westcliff. Along the lines of:

"Are we gonna' get on wif' it or not, I can barely walk as it is!"

I believe I spewed out whatever I was drinking at the time and then proceeded to laugh heartily.

 

[Flair]

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I've heard that last one once as well, when picking up a prossie in Bloodstone. Ensuing laughter resulted in equal amounts of mouth spewing and trouser wetting.

I've heard alot of random Cheese stuff in Bowerstone at night from sleeping people.

But the kids ARE the funniest. Some of the lines you get from women if you try to rebed them straight away are brilliant as well.

 

[moonfever]

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I had a bandit tell me, I belonged in a kitchen, cooking not fighting, right before I cut his head off.

 

[Minorthreat]

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I had a bandit tell me, I belonged in a kitchen, cooking not fighting, right before I cut his head off.

Hehe, It's kinda funny the things some NPC's say that make you have to prove them wrong. I had to kill a guard once because he told me I wasn't going to kill anyone on his watch.